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Offline Sandersson Jankins

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2016, 05:57:29 am »
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He said a TLDR version Sandy so yeah it was oversimplified lol

oh sry, that actually WAS my TLDR version

you wanna hear the unabridged version? :^)
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2016, 06:26:40 am »
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oh sry, that actually WAS my TLDR version

you wanna hear the unabridged version? :^)

I think I would be scared to read it.  :shock:
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2016, 06:50:13 am »
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I'm pretty sure no one was freaking out.  Just asking what happened.
When I said that I was talking about those other threads where people were all "oh woe is GOBBLINs" "knew u were pussies" "what will happen 2 strat now" "cum on don't leave" etc. not the guy asking the question in this thread. All that hyperbolic stuff like what Tristan was saying literally right before me.

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2016, 04:59:45 pm »
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I boiled down Sandy's post... It reads: strat is hard when you are leading a faction, even when you have a position of strength and greater resources. GG to all involved.
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2016, 05:33:54 pm »
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sometimes people come up to me in the street and they ask

oh don't you feel bad trash talking those internet people so rudely, Daruvian?

and I look em square in the eye

And I tell em

any community so autistic that they can't believe someone would get tired of autistically intermingling their life with a 24/7 competitive video game riddled with bugs, server issues, and a dwindling and increasingly aspie playerbase and would whine about someone getting less involved

deserves to be told how trash they are

and probably they should be sterilized just in case autism/assburgers is genetic

and they smile and they look back at me and they say

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2016, 05:38:38 pm »
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oh sry, that actually WAS my TLDR version

you wanna hear the unabridged version? :^)

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2016, 05:54:04 pm »
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here is a line graph explanation of one reason why i stopped being a big boss

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2016, 07:41:12 pm »
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When Bannerlord comes out you will be able to spot other cRPG players from the aura of autism radiating from them, a special sixth sense we have gained over these 5 years of degrading into abhumans by playing this disgustingly bad mod.

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2016, 09:42:27 pm »
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"The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been"
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2016, 03:13:54 am »
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When Bannerlord comes out you will be able to spot other cRPG players from the aura of autism radiating from them, a special sixth sense we have gained over these 5 years of degrading into abhumans by playing this disgustingly bad mod.

I hope that we all band together to infect that game with our special blend of autism. Let us recruit more people into Hell.  :twisted:
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2016, 06:40:11 am »
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We will drive away all of Bonerlord's population with our spectrum of disorders and then claim it as our new home.
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2016, 08:37:15 pm »
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We will drive away all of Bonerlord's population with our spectrum of disorders and then claim it as our new home.

Just say autism, its okay, all the cool kids are saying it.
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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2016, 01:42:53 am »
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Just say autism, its okay, all the cool kids are saying it.

autism

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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2016, 03:28:31 am »
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The Northern Dominion sends off its tribute to The Gobblin King as well. A worthy foe. The bards shall sing of the battles that raged over the northern lands. Arys, cue the Blind Guardian!


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Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
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