Learning German for fun and profit

[Plarbis]

Hallo. Ich kann ein bischen Deutsch sprechen, aber nicht viel.

Recently, someone (Kais?) made fun of meine Fähigkeiten.
I'm looking for an internet acquaintance who speaks German
and won't mind if I ask questions from time to time.

Basically I am

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and I want to be

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Hooray beerbilingualism!

[Lord_Carlos]

Ich kann deutsch , lass uns Bier trinken.

[Kais]

Hallo. Ich kann ein bischen Deutsch sprechen, aber nicht viel.

Recently, someone (Kais?) made fun of meine Fähigkeiten.
I'm looking for an internet acquaintance who speaks German
and won't mind if I ask questions from time to time.

Ja, das hört sich ganz nach mir an.

[Leshma]

Do I look like a Syrian refugee to you?

[AntiBlitz]

Do I look like a Syrian refugee to you?

your country lost its culture a couple hundred years ago, so yes.

[Prpavi]

Do you own horses and wish to speak with them?

[Grytviken]

Jo eh kloah, i red deitsch. Ich heibe Herr Salad Fork, I mog di. Mogst du mi a?

[Leshma]

your country lost its culture a couple hundred years ago, so yes.

Well your never had culture to begin with, unless you count stockpiling guns as culture.

[AntiBlitz]

Well your never had culture to begin with, unless you count stockpiling guns as culture.

just out of curiosity, if you had to guess, where would my family had originated from in Europe? 

[Leshma]

Germany

Nazis are so easy to spot, especially today when there's no need to keep it a secret

[Macropus]

Why not learn Russian instead?
Davai, davai!

[Prpavi]

just out of curiosity, if you had to guess, where would my family had originated from in Europe?

And that matters why?

[AntiBlitz]

And that matters why?

i asked a question, fuck me can i not ask questions?

[Xant]

No.

[Molly]

I have a question:
Why on Earth would you want to learn German?
Seems a pretty useless skill to me, tbh