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I find it easier too:

Sit
12 (36.4%)
Lay down
3 (9.1%)
Standing
1 (3%)
Upside down
1 (3%)
I tried sucking my own dick but couldn't
5 (15.2%)
I can suck my own dick and I am the envy of all men
11 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 33

Voting closed: May 10, 2016, 12:32:18 pm

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Offline IR_Kuoin

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Favorite masturbatory position.
« on: March 21, 2016, 11:30:40 am »
Can you stand, sit or lay down and masturbate as efficiently in all positions? Personally I find it easier to reach maximum potential when laying on my back stroking the sausage. Any tips to reaching a standing ovation from your dick? Please share your features and experiences and personal favorites down below.
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2016, 12:04:17 pm »
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2016, 01:03:51 pm »
Auto-fellatio ez, years of practice.
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2016, 05:44:08 am »
Do you swallow?
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2016, 12:08:35 pm »
Standing infront of a mirror, flexing.
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2016, 09:40:09 pm »
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 09:47:44 pm »
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2016, 01:03:53 am »
Sitting like a trollape.
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2016, 01:46:42 am »
I sit but my legs must be as wide open as possible, comfy balls aw yis
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Re: Favorite masturbatory position.
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2016, 01:21:34 pm »
Quote from: Kratos on March 25, 2016, 01:46:42 am
I sit but my legs must be as wide open as possible, comfy balls aw yis
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