I come for you Sauruvion

[mcdeath]

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This war is pretty damn funny.

Aren't you the guy who rage quit strat within the first week of strat because you only wanted to do trading and the GOBBLINS wouldn't let you?


Oh and Arys, I'm on my way

[ArysOakheart]

Aren't you the guy who rage quit strat within the first week of strat because you only wanted to do trading and the GOBBLINS wouldn't let you?


Oh and Arys, I'm on my way

[Built]

God damn I can not stop laughing after a come back like this.

[mcdeath]

Do you have an updated position or are you going to make me play hide and seek?

NERD UPDATE: Are you running away?

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[ArysOakheart]

Here's the update since last night

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1. I was not sober, so for some reason I thought Daruvians eye would be in the desert...commence quickmarch! Low and behold his main base of operation is the to the east! To the east we shall go!

2. On my way to the east I realized as I was sobering that I should infact attack this weakly large number of unarmed gobblin scum. Then my brain reminds me that i could lose a great peasant army to some horrible time setting just trying to disrupt your trade moneys.

then I watched Black Sails.

[bensai]

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1. I was not sober, so for some reason I thought Daruvians eye would be in the desert...commence quickmarch! Low and behold his main base of operation is the to the east! To the east we shall go!

2. On my way to the east I realized as I was sobering that I should infact attack this weakly large number of unarmed gobblin scum. Then my brain reminds me that i could lose a great peasant army to some horrible time setting just trying to disrupt your trade moneys.

then I watched Black Sails.

m8 the only reason we havent pounced is becuz the brave armies of man have distracted the eye of sauruvion to the east. u wont slip past his gaze 4 long !!l!1

[Sandersson Jankins]

Holy shit dude, Black Sails is pretty fucking dope

but boy I got moderately-severely trolled when they made Cap'n Flint into a butt-bombadier

I mean it's all good that he's bi or whatever it just felt really ham-fistedly thrown in there for LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE CAN BE

like one episode these two motherfuckers are just trying to hammer out philosophy and pragmatics behind fixing Nassau

and then like 5 minutes later one of these motherfuckers is balls-deep in the other one?

fucking shit

i bet the jews did this

[ArysOakheart]

Holy shit dude, Black Sails is pretty fucking dope

but boy I got moderately-severely trolled when they made Cap'n Flint into a butt-bombadier

I mean it's all good that he's bi or whatever it just felt really ham-fistedly thrown in there for LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE CAN BE

like one episode these two motherfuckers are just trying to hammer out philosophy and pragmatics behind fixing Nassau

and then like 5 minutes later one of these motherfuckers is balls-deep in the other one?

fucking shit

i bet the jews did this

I don't even know what to say

[ArysOakheart]

Hey McDeath just stand right there and i'll attack you at 6PM pacific. Gettin too close to me gold.

[mcdeath]

I want to attack you that was the whole point of this. If you want to wait until 6pm pacific that's fine, that's like 9 est and thats a good time from a friday night in the lonely life that is neckbeardism

[ArysOakheart]

I want to attack you that was the whole point of this. If you want to wait until 6pm pacific that's fine, that's like 9 est and thats a good time from a friday night in the lonely life that is neckbeardism

Fine, I shall sally forth out of the town in a few hours and you can attempt to stop my sacred peasant army.

[ArysOakheart]

If we fight in the forest on the Strat map do we get a forest map? Because that would be pretty cool.

[Torben]

Holy shit dude, Black Sails is pretty fucking dope

but boy I got moderately-severely trolled when they made Cap'n Flint into a butt-bombadier

I mean it's all good that he's bi or whatever it just felt really ham-fistedly thrown in there for LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE CAN BE

like one episode these two motherfuckers are just trying to hammer out philosophy and pragmatics behind fixing Nassau

and then like 5 minutes later one of these motherfuckers is balls-deep in the other one?

fucking shit

i bet the jews did this

thats the thing about black sails.  its 90% dope,  and then some gay or lesbo action comes along for no reason at all.  producers dont get that these things dont shock no one since internet porn.  might as well stick to telling the story.

also:  peasants, yay! 

[njames89]

If we fight in the forest on the Strat map do we get a forest map? Because that would be pretty cool.

Unfortunately not . Agreed that would be a great feature. Even battles occuring on snow/sand are still fought on green grass.

[dreadnok]

thats the thing about black sails.  its 90% dope,  and then some gay or lesbo action comes along for no reason at all.  producers dont get that these things dont shock no one since internet porn.  might as well stick to telling the story.

also:  peasants, yay!

Correct, when the sexiest ladies that hit on me are trannys , nothing is shocking anymore