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Will I, the Panos, hit that exotic sweet pussy?

No mate, you do not stand a chance, you are a beta (GTX beta)
Yes mate, you will fucking destroy her pussy, and drink all her cum juice
No mate, you will spend 500 euros on coffees and you will always wank alone in the dark
GIVE THEM RUN

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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #210 on: March 15, 2016, 06:48:29 pm »
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I was at the gym, doing chest, and when I got home this was at my pm's, WHAT DO ALMIGHTY FORUM CUNTS?


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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #211 on: March 15, 2016, 07:04:18 pm »
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but chances are you're emotional wussy and she could break your heart in the end.

you never cease to amaze me, mate.

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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #212 on: March 15, 2016, 07:10:14 pm »
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We see again, AWALT. Slut putting herself in a situation to cheat on her boyfriend, then is "surprised" and "confused" when it develops into something more.

She's already shown she's not a classy broad, so treat her like the slut she is. Obviously you don't want to make her your girlfriend, but if you want her as a fuckbuddy just be decisive. There'll be a little hamster spinning in her head trying to make up reasons not to sleep with you, but she wants the D anyway, which is why she's been doing what she's doing and wants to have coffee with you. Ball is in your court now, Panagiotis. Success or failure depends on what you do next. Don't give up after the first or second or third reason she gives for why it's not a good idea or why she shouldn't do it, just sit there radiating testosterone like a failed North Korean Ubermensch experiment and kiss her again after you manage to hold eye contact for a while.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #213 on: March 15, 2016, 07:45:40 pm »
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Either you didnt make it clear enough that you were on a date and the kiss really stumped her, or she knew she was on a date and went with you anyway, and now she is feeling some remorse.

Well both of those dont really anwser the question: Will i be able to smash that puss?

So, i guess you will have to go and find out.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #214 on: March 15, 2016, 07:56:12 pm »
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We see again, AWALT. Slut putting herself in a situation to cheat on her boyfriend, then is "surprised" and "confused" when it develops into something more.

She's already shown she's not a classy broad, so treat her like the slut she is. Obviously you don't want to make her your girlfriend, but if you want her as a fuckbuddy just be decisive. There'll be a little hamster spinning in her head trying to make up reasons not to sleep with you, but she wants the D anyway, which is why she's been doing what she's doing and wants to have coffee with you. Ball is in your court now, Panagiotis. Success or failure depends on what you do next. Don't give up after the first or second or third reason she gives for why it's not a good idea or why she shouldn't do it, just sit there radiating testosterone like a failed North Korean Ubermensch experiment and kiss her again after you manage to hold eye contact for a while.

Have to agree here :o

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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #215 on: March 15, 2016, 07:57:33 pm »
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INB4 Panos dies by honor killing by her boyfriend and his 200 cousins.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #216 on: March 15, 2016, 08:01:05 pm »
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #217 on: March 15, 2016, 08:01:53 pm »
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2 scenarios

1. She is either pulling the boyfriend card because she has doubts or want's to let you off in a "polite" manner. tell fer to fuck off

2. She's a slut cheating on her bf. In this case you choose, bang her and deal with the bs or tell her to fuck off, knowing you some emotions will appear in the process and you will be in the worst situation possible, on the other hand if you are capable of detaching emotionally and just enjoy some sex go for it (this never worked for me, fuckbuddy system always ended up more a drag than a nice thing to have, because of emotions that came up on either side after a while).

Either way, my prediction: you're not gonna marry her  :mrgreen:

Just don't end up being friends with her please.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #218 on: March 15, 2016, 08:09:09 pm »
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No updates Panos? You also said nothing about what you texted that girl! Your thread starts to remind me the Devblog!

Oh god I think Ireland just melted

On topic: this just got more boring than a sitcom. I prefer when Xant is discussing the impossibility of free will in a causal world.

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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #219 on: March 15, 2016, 08:30:07 pm »
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You should tell her to leave her kebab boyfriend and come live with you for the rest of her life because you love her

You might make a complete fool out of yourself or trick her, it all comes down to the brand of coffee you get.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #220 on: March 15, 2016, 09:22:30 pm »
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Haha. Well don't sit down and have a coffee for fuck sake :) Go do something in stead. Make that coffee quick, and in a terrible place where its impossible to talk. You DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP!! Then do something cool and "unique" in stead. I'm sure athens is full of awesome spots.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #221 on: March 15, 2016, 09:32:19 pm »
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Fuck her in some old ruins or something shit.
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #222 on: March 15, 2016, 09:36:52 pm »
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please do this
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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #223 on: March 15, 2016, 09:51:36 pm »
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INB4 Panos dies by honor killing by her boyfriend and his 200 cousins.


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Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!
« Reply #224 on: March 16, 2016, 06:07:41 am »
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Oh god I think Ireland just melted

On topic: this just got more boring than a sitcom. I prefer when Xant is discussing the impossibility of free will in a causal world.
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