GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

IN LIGHT OF RECENT CONCERNS BOTH DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN ABOUT THE UNSUITABILITY OF ACRE TO SERVE
THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
I HEREBY INVOKE THE ANCIENT GOBBLIN TRADITION OF CHALLENGES KNOWN AS THE 
GOBBLECATHALON
TO SETTLE THIS MATTER.

JAMES OR ANOTHER MEMBER OF ACRE HE MAY APPOINT WILL HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES IN ORDER TO REMAIN IN THE REALM. DIFFERENT MEMBERS MAY PARTICIPATE IN EACH OF THE CHALLENGES IF SO CHOSEN. FAILURE WILL MEAN AN IMMEDIATE EJECTION FROM THE REALM. SUCCESS WILL MEAN REMAINING IN THE REALM. IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCES IN ONE CHALLENGE MAY NEGATE A LOSS IN ANOTHER CHALLENGE.

CHALLENGE ONE: YOU MUST WIN A FT7 DUEL AGAINST A CHAMPION APPOINTED BY THE GOBBLIN KING, IN THIS CASE FROM THE POOL OF GOBBLINS WHO DISAGREE WITH YOUR PRESENCE IN THE REALM.

CHALLENGE TWO: A SHITPOST FACEOFF WILL BE HELD ON A TOPIC CHOSEN BY THE GOBBLIN KING, AGAIN WITH JAMES OR AN APPOINTEE AND A GOBBLIN APPOINTEE. ANYONE MAY SUBMIT POTENTIAL PROMPTS BY SENDING THEM TO ME OR POSTING THEM IN THIS THREAD. A JURY OF GOBBLIN ELDERS SELECTED BY ME WILL VOTE ON THE SUPERIOR SHITPOSTER.

CHALLENGE THREE: TO BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE FIRST TWO CHALLENGES ARE COMPLETED.

MAY THE JAM BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

[xxkaliboyx]

Will James and Acre grovel on their knees, begging to be let into the meme kingdom? Will they lose their last ounce of respect and go through these embarrassing demand of the Gobblin King? Certainly not any type of self respecting human would go through this, would they? stay tune to find out crime fighters

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[CaptBob]

I nominate the Fire challenge as gaycre's final challenge.

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[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Will James and Acre grovel on their knees, begging to be let into the meme kingdom? Will they lose their last ounce of respect and go through these embarrassing demand of the Gobblin King? stay tune to find out crime fighters

ITS AN ANCIENT GOBBLIN TRADITION YOU PATHETIC FUCKING MORON.

[xxkaliboyx]

ITS AN ANCIENT GOBBLIN TRADITION YOU PATHETIC FUCKING MORON.

quite down, this is bigger than you. Now back to James and Acre.

Also how about that emotional nerd rage response there? LMAO

[MURDERTRON]

Any further RP posts will result in automatic disqualification.

[Taser]

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[njames89]

[Penitent]

3rd challenge should be a massive strat battle at prime time.  Heavily armed.  XP drools.

[bensai]

PLZ GREAT KING CHOOSE ME TO FACE THEIR CHAMPION IN ANY CHALLENGE

[xxkaliboyx]

PLZ GREAT KING CHOOSE ME TO FACE THEIR CHAMPION IN ANY CHALLENGE

Dude, get out of here. You can't even beat me, a piker in a duel, how the fuck you gonna face a champion? You would get rekt.

Fall back in line, continue your horrible memes, upvote whatever a gobblin says and down vote me. Pretty much let the big boys plays and you STFU and listen to do Gobblinking tells you to do

[Jona]

Dude, get out of here. You can't even beat me, a piker in a duel, how the fuck you gonna face a champion? You would get rekt.

It IS a "champion" of acre, don't forget.

[Novamere]

2 bad most GOBBLINS are shit duellists no offense, you should hire a 3rd party champion to make things interesting.

Saint and Chumley could prolly beat any GOBBLIN

[xxkaliboyx]

It IS a "champion" of acre, don't forget.

That would be Chumley no? Dude is sick

Edit: I forgot about Saint, he's even better than Chumley no offense

[bensai]

Dude, get out of here. You can't even beat me, a piker in a duel, how the fuck you gonna face a champion? You would get rekt.

Fall back in line, continue your horrible memes, upvote whatever a gobblin says and down vote me. Pretty much let the big boys plays and you STFU and listen to do Gobblinking tells you to do

mate i cant remember the last time i havent killed one of ur shit builds on NA1