NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Plus HoC is the second biggest faction on the map but woefully short on battle count and activity when you don't count the 15 sieges of Alnerda Castle.

[Voncrow]

HoC has the second most attacks of any faction. Not counting Almerra attacks they are then tied for third. If you want to not counts battles though, over 80% of the battles by the Goblin King's faction took less than 40 losses on their side. Good indicator of the quality of battle brought about by the Goblin Horde.

[Sparvico]

HoC has the second most attacks of any faction. Not counting Almerra attacks they are then tied for third. If you want to not counts battles though, over 80% of the battles by the Goblin King's faction took less than 40 losses on their side. Good indicator of the quality of battle brought about by the Goblin Horde.

The lack of opposition is not something most of us are particularly happy about.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

HoC has the second most attacks of any faction. Not counting Almerra attacks they are then tied for third. If you want to not counts battles though, over 80% of the battles by the Goblin King's faction took less than 40 losses on their side. Good indicator of the quality of battle brought about by the Goblin Horde.

LOL NAH KID THAT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE SHIT TO SAY ABOUT IT AND ALL, BEING A TOTAL NOBODY IN THE FACE OF THE GOBBLIN KING, BUT

THAT IS JUST AN INDICATION THAT MY FACTION IS GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT ATTACK THE SAME AI FIEFS 6 TIMES AND LOSE REPEATEDLY LOL,

JUST CHECK WHO HAS BEEN IN (AND WON) ALL OF THE LARGEST SO FAR NA FACTION V. FACTION BATTLES LOL

[Voncrow]

It is disappointing that all the other large factions so far are content to play trade simulator for the next few months. That aside we'll see how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going when the North marches down and turn ur Goblin hides into leather goat armour for our noble steeds.

[Sandersson Jankins]

That aside we'll see how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going

That aside we'll see how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going

how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going

Cheetoh High

This is an affront of the most heinous degree towards His Benevolence, The Dewrito Pope (tm). MTN DEW (tm) flows through our ragged and HFCS-stained veins. NACHO CHEESE DORITOS (tm) fuels (without sating!) our bloodlust and deep desire for SPACE JAM (tm)

Your end would have been swift; now it will be mercilessly drawn-out and painful.

God (tm) help you, and God (tm) help your anuses.

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also what is Cheeto High, the highschool for NERDS that you currently attend? rofl LOL GOTTEM

[Bryggan]

I like to use big fonts and say nothing clever!  Big fonts means I have a tiny penis and must make up for it in other ways!

[Rikthor]

As the general of the brigaydier of the gobblin realm i will take this city GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN

when bird clan will sell it

As a former member of BIRD Clan and a direct disciple of the one true God King Partyboy, as well as the Official Historian of the Former LLJK Empire, I will make an opening bid of 1/4 of a Loom Point for this glorious vacation spot. I would ask that those too poor to make a bid please leave this thread alone to the likes of Arrowaine and myself, or others who enjoy prime real estate locations.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

+1 to OP

Mentioned Kesh


(i dont mind the other big factions on the map being bitch-ass bustas playing trade sim. GOBBLINS for all their talk havent attacked any of them yet, and those factions will probably mostly go AFK due to boredom cos their leaders wont give them any war. But it just means that in a few months time each of those large factions will have like 5 active players and more troops and silver than they know what to do with. That's when strat gets it's 2nd wind and gets good.

In the meantime, the Mighty Dwarven Miners Guild will make those factions hold their manhoods cheap that they were not there, fighting on this day)

We're simply not big enough nerds to give a shit to organize an offensive against the entire map in a meaningful way ATM, particularly when Strat is still so early that nobody owns even their own castles and towns yet. You see, the aim of the REALM is decided by THE GOBBLIN KING, not by random external autists who simultaneously cry that we're a huge super-efficient tryhard carebear faction but also that we're not doing nearly enough.

[Gmnotutoo]

As a former member of BIRD Clan and a direct disciple of the one true God King Partyboy, as well as the Official Historian of the Former LLJK Empire, I will make an opening bid of 1/4 of a Loom Point for this glorious vacation spot. I would ask that those too poor to make a bid please leave this thread alone to the likes of Arrowaine and myself, or others who enjoy prime real estate locations.

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As a retired member of BIRD CLAN and Space Pope to the one true God King Partyboy, along with being best NA Ninja and purging the land of Weaboos, I will recommend that only this man should be allowed to bid on Shariz. In exchange for my nomination he must commit to laughing and pointing at HoC for one minute daily.

[Novamere]

Ill make a bid:

500k gold and ill make it a massive buy or sell fief open to everyone

No seriously ill put all the PP into pumping out some phat S&D everyday no items or discounts

My offer has a timeline i will not keep it open long

[MURDERTRON]

Ill make a bid:

500k gold and ill make it a massive buy or sell fief open to everyone

No seriously ill put all the PP into pumping out some phat S&D everyday no items or discounts

My offer has a timeline i will not keep it open long

Rikthor already made a bid for a quarter loom point, gotta do better than that.

[Novamere]

Rikthor already made a bid for a quarter loom point, gotta do better than that.

Check steam and we can negotiate

[Totally Not McDeath]

What is the offer exactly? I need to know so I can make a counter offer

[Haramir]

+1 to OP

Mentioned Kesh


(i dont mind the other big factions on the map being bitch-ass bustas playing trade sim. GOBBLINS for all their talk havent attacked any of them yet, and those factions will probably mostly go AFK due to boredom cos their leaders wont give them any war. But it just means that in a few months time each of those large factions will have like 5 active players and more troops and silver than they know what to do with. That's when strat gets it's 2nd wind and gets good.

In the meantime, the Mighty Dwarven Miners Guild will make those factions hold their manhoods cheap that they were not there, fighting on this day)

Are you really saying we havent declared enough war already?       Fuck you

And for the scale of the war its not our fault if our enemy's faction disband the moment they lose a battle