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The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:55:04 am »
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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2016, 02:55:58 am »
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here's your reply.

that was fast.

good shitpost.

you were more autistic than us. good.

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2016, 03:05:31 am »
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I don't know who this Bacchus guy is but he seems pretty cool.
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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2016, 03:07:15 am »
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Oldest trick in the strat book, wp. It's good to find out where some people stand, though.


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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2016, 03:33:27 am »
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Sometimes I wish that I had never done this Hebrew fucking shit to FCC/others in strat 4. Boy, it sure felt fucking good when we cheekily fucked over the side we perceived (correctly, of course, FCC fucking puuties) in a way that really should NOT be possible.

It kinda sucks being on the other end.

I blame myself for being employed, personally. If I wasn't, we woulda been fine.

Well done!

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TRADITIONAL AUTISM EDIT: The reason I say that this sort of thing should not be possible is this; it forces leaders of one or both factions to coerce, encourage, grovel, and whine to other players to show up to a battle. Now, that doesn't sound so bad right?

Well, every shitty fucking peasant gear 100-man AFK trader is a potential "sign max mercs with 2 mins before battle" situation. That means that you're required to nerd-herd a sizable roster in NA3 literally EVERY TIME there is a battle. Don't know about anyone else, but I fucking hate piece of shit battles that are over in 3 minutes flat with no competition. With this sort of thing, leaders have to hustle a bunch of nerds into the server to HAVE NO POSSIBLE FUN WHATSOEVER.

And that sucks for them.

And me.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2016, 03:38:55 am by Sandersson Jankins »
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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2016, 03:42:18 am »
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Honestly it should just be arranged that maximum mercenaries should be based on your team's tickets, not the highest tickets of either team. Seriously. This wouldn't happen if that were the case.

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2016, 04:02:11 am »
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what a dumb raCOON, making a thread with no content other than a shitty title and shittier picture. Holy fuck, apply yourself small son.

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2016, 04:05:06 am »
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Wait you're crying about ninja sign ups, bahhahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe don't attack next time?

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2016, 04:08:50 am »
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Honestly it should just be arranged that maximum mercenaries should be based on your team's tickets, not the highest tickets of either team. Seriously. This wouldn't happen if that were the case.

But it is?
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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2016, 04:11:22 am »
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Wait you're crying about ninja sign ups, bahhahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe don't attack next time?
Holiday, come on, man.

You've been shitposting with this subpar quality for years. It's been time for ages for you to step your shit up, mate. I wanna hear some alliteration (homoerotic if possible), I wanna see some compound insults.

I do hope to see you after class for a much-needed refresher course.
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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2016, 04:18:41 am »
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Holiday, come on, man.

You've been shitposting with this subpar quality for years. It's been time for ages for you to step your shit up, mate. I wanna hear some alliteration (homoerotic if possible), I wanna see some compound insults.

I do hope to see you after class for a much-needed refresher course.

Hey now its my turn to sit back and watch the drama.

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2016, 04:22:53 am »
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i mean, this is as much drama as you're getting. congrats. its two pages of a mildly irritated shitpost thread. you really did it now.

btw our faction will have re-couped those losses in less than 24 hours and we are going 2 get our gear back lol

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2016, 04:31:08 am »
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i mean, this is as much drama as you're getting. congrats. its two pages of a mildly irritated shitpost thread. you really did it now.

btw our faction will have re-couped those losses in less than 24 hours and we are going 2 get our gear back lol

Actually; they called me up for strat advise...goods have been liquidated; best armors and weapons have been sold and the rest of the shit equipment merged. Have fun with 900 crates of shitty worthless equipment. Next time get Arrowaine on speed dial. 

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Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2016, 04:32:47 am »
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meh what else can you expect from the kesh-squad then to be petty autismal nerds. c'est la autism.