THE SERVERS ARE BACK UP!
Did any of you notice that it was just the attacking armies that died? THIS IS A SIGN FROM ARMAGON THE CREATOR! WE SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING EACH OTHER!!! WE MUST ALLY TOGETHER WITH THE AI TO FIGHT THE RADISHES! THEY ARE OUR TRUE ENEMY! GENTLEMEN! BEAT YOUR SWORDS INTO GARDEN TOOLS! WE MUST DESTROY THIS EVIL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
Oh, and curtains. Let's destroy them too. I'm getting tired of their insults. Oh, I'm 'Ugly poo poo face' am I Mr. Drapes? TEAR THEM OFF THE WALLS!
Sincerly,
Bryggan, King of Halitrous,
Defender of the Realm
Lord of New Rebache
*This post was prepared by King Bryggan in his personal capacity. The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own and do not reflect the views of the Halitrous Kingdom, the Dutchies of Mehraklios, Bleusphire, or Mithrim.