new forum contest [VOTE]

[pogosan]

[Armpit_Sweat]

You can just hand over the first prize to me, cause i will win in all three. 

[Jona]

You can just hand over the first prize to me, cause i will win in all three. 

I dunno, we've yet to see any nail designs by you, unless I've missed out on an interesting thread. Might have to vote that just to see what you come up with...

[pogosan]

[Armpit_Sweat]

I dunno, we've yet to see any nail designs by you, unless I've missed out on an interesting thread. Might have to vote that just to see what you come up with...

If nails design will be chosen it won't need to be your own nails but providing proof of original pic will be required. I'm pretty sure there will be less people participating if they'll need to do their own nails instead of making pics of their mom's.

Well, i'm not going to lie, i will convince my ex-wife to do my nails. We still see each other and fuck from time to time, so i might combine cRPG business with pleasure She is really good at doing nails, those Chinese nail-shops got nothing compared to her. It's mostly flowers, plants, butterfiles and such, but I'm sure she can create something blade&gore related too.

[Utrakil]

Well, i'm not going to lie, i will convince my ex-wife to do my nails. We still see each other and fuck from time to time, so i might combine cRPG business with pleasure She is really good at doing nails, those Chinese nail-shops got nothing compared to her. It's mostly flowers, plants, butterfiles and such, but I'm sure she can create something blade&gore related too.

Ok then! Nail-design got my vote now.

[Leesin]

Well, i'm not going to lie, i will convince my ex-wife to do my nails. We still see each other and fuck from time to time, so i might combine cRPG business with pleasure She is really good at doing nails, those Chinese nail-shops got nothing compared to her. It's mostly flowers, plants, butterfiles and such, but I'm sure she can create something blade&gore related too.

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I am voting own idea, decorate your bell ends and post photo on your own facebook wall, the winner will be selected by a combination of best helmet decoration and how hilarious your friends list responds to the photo on Facebook.

[Armpit_Sweat]

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I am voting own idea, decorate your bell ends and post photo on your own facebook wall, the winner will be selected by a combination of best helmet decoration and how hilarious your friends list responds to the photo on Facebook.

You jelly m8?

K, let's make a deal right here, if i can provide a picture, with a girl doing my nalis, and she has "Armpit's ex-wife, who just fucked him" written on her arm, then you will do what you suggested about Facebook. With proof.

Deal? Or you will chicken out?..

[WITCHCRAFT]

Make it a drawing contest. I've just finished up a really nice Strawberry Shortcake coloring book with my crotchspawn, I'm at the top of my crayons game.

[Leesin]

You jelly m8?

K, let's make a deal right here, if i can provide a picture, with a girl doing my nalis, and she has "Armpit's ex-wife, who just fucked him" written on her arm, then you will do what you suggested about Facebook. With proof.

Deal? Or you will chicken out?..

Calm down m8, just making fun of the fact you think you needed to tell everyone you have sex, we believe you mate, really  .

[Armpit_Sweat]

Calm down m8, just making fun of the fact you think you needed to tell everyone you have sex, we believe you mate, really  .

So you do chicken out then?..

Imo it is cool, that I have such good relationship with my ex. 99% of separated couples can't really brag about it. And yeah, I kind of like talking about fucking if you haven't noticed 

[Radament]

I already won the painting contest.
You asking yourself : Wut?
Ye , was looking on the Overwatch twitter about beta and stuff and i see a lot of character paintings and cosplay that i told to my mum : "HERE , GRAB MY BEER AND TAKE THE CAMERA".
So for about 5-6 hours i was busy painting my fav Overwatch char "Winston!!!1!" and i was so proud of myself that i tweeted that to Overwatch Staff.
You want proof?
Ok , here's the regular Winston painting at Overwatch website ->http://eu.battle.net/overwatch/it/heroes/winston/

and here's my tweet ->

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[Asheram]

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wrong type of nails?

[Leshma]

You people with ex-wives, need to get second wife asap. Unless you want to die as miserable fucks. Dude who married twice is envied by many men, especially those who are married for longer period. Get more wifes in line, you'll be one badass mothafucka. Just make sure you have enough income for them bitches

[Armpit_Sweat]

You people with ex-wives, need to get second wife asap. Unless you want to die as miserable fucks. Dude who married twice is envied by many men, especially those who are married for longer period. Get more wifes in line, you'll be one badass mothafucka. Just make sure you have enough income for them bitches

I will only marry if certain conditions are met:

1. The female in question is considerably more attractive than the average girl i can usually hook up with.
2. She earns more than me.
3. She loves me way more than i love her.

In all other situations, i will just date or move in together without knocking her up. No legal marriage, no common loans over 10.000 Euro.

EDIT:

heh, and btw, i have no problem with being alone when I am old, as long as i can keep getting laid so far as my dick is functioning. Srsly.