I'm tired of bullshit claims

[ArysOakheart]

Good sir Dwarf who claimed a Castle for himself, namely Sungetche Castle. I'm sorry good sir but the Free Peasants of Fisdnar must remove you from the list of inheritors for the time being. We shall conquer this castle, use the women as breeding slaves for better peasants, and then use all the PP for our nefarious reasons. After this occurs, I shall give you the castle, and we shall be happy neighbors from the future on.

Don't forget that Sandy can go fuck himself.

Blow it out your ass,
XOXO Arys

[ArysOakheart]

I don't remember typing this but I agree with the other Arys.

[Torben]

arys,  I really wanna get drunk with you some time. 

[Built]

Listen here you drunken bastard. There are no women in Sungetche, for dwarves are shorn from the face Mountains far older and more useful than your dumb arse.

Hither to and Hence forth, let it be known that if this man Attacks Sungetche and Takes it unlawfully I shall see to it that his lands are taken from his proletariat masses and redistributed amongst more deserving and aristocratic persons. Not finding such noble persons to take up this cup, the lands shall be salted, homes burned, and what ruins remain left to crime and banditry.

Course Arys could try not being a drunken buffoon for once in his life and everything shall maintain status quo.

[Built]

I remember typing this and I agree with myself.

[Renay]

I too support Builts claim. We will bring our axes down on these so called free peasants.

[ArysOakheart]

If you think this single, homosexual dwarf deserve a castle, that the peasants have never owned through all of strat. I shall oblige you and allow you to play with butts in Fisdnars personal oubliette for all eternity. War it is fegs.

[Torben]

shits goin down!

[ArysOakheart]

Let us examine the cause of this war and the dirty filth words this homosexual dwarf used against our great and noble peasants.

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Diplomacy!
Last time I did this whole strat thing people just asked me for goods, if we have a problem concerning anything then drop me a line on steam.
Oh but no peasants of Fidsndrunken shit hole allowed
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[Built]

Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

[yashichi]

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

"Now you're getting nasty."

[ArysOakheart]

Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

Grow a pair of balls and deal with it, coolaid drinkin neckbeard.

[Balikar]

Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

Due to the above statements, I, Moonshine, who matters nought this strat...  do not support the dwarven claims... 

[Bryggan]

Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

Oh yeah... he's gonna lose a lot of support over this.  I give my support to the invisible, memberless faction of Bluh.  They whisper words of wisdom in my ear.  Like 'don't bring a carrot to a knife fight'.

[Built]

In this moment Radsvid realized that most of the CRPG community apparently is a bunch of drunkards.