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GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« on: February 11, 2016, 04:56:38 am »
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I, THE GREAT GOBBLIN KING OF THE GREATEST KINGDOM KNOWN TO NA STRATEGUS, HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON HALITOSIS.
HERE ARE MY LIST OF GRIEVANCES/CASUS BELLI:

1. WHAT KIND OF A STUPID FUCKING my old friendTION NAME IS YOURS SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY? STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.

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2. YOU DARED TO ASSAIL A HOLY MESSENGER OF GOBBLINKIND: MEMESTEROTAB, OFFICIALLY ORDAINED MASTER OF MEMES. THIS GRIEVANCE CANNOT BE FORGIVEN. FOR THIS CHARGE I HEREBY PROMISE THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF OFFENSIVE INTENT KNOWN TO THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING: YOU SHALL BE DESTROIT. LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL: AN ATTACK ON CHESTER IS AS OFFENSIVE AS AN ATTACK ON THE GOBBLIN KING HIMSELF.

3. YOU ARE FREQUENTLY ENGAGING IN GAY ASS FIEF TRANSFERS, AND REFUSING TO DECLARE OPEN HOSTILITIES ON ANYONE. ANY FACTION THAT PRESUMES THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, BE WARNED: THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE KING OF NA.

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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2016, 04:58:11 am »
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GOBBLIN WILLS IT
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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2016, 05:58:56 am »
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GOBBLIN!!! WAR!!!!

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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2016, 06:07:42 am »
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This sounds like fun!  Bunch of good battles with good mercs on both sides - everything you could want from a 5 year old mod of a strategy game.
http://keshoxford.com/  - Where middle-eastern meets red-hot and spicy!

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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2016, 06:27:01 am »
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What?  I thought we were allies.  But I don't really pay attention.  Oh well, war it will be.  With a good merc pool on both sides, it will just be a war of halitrition.  Hopefully there will be no halitrocities commited.  But, as they say, war is Hellitrous.

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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2016, 09:03:39 am »
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Let those who wish to impugn upon the sovereignty of the north beware. We shall not be led away quietly, nor lay down our arms. We will not cower in the face of your onslaught, rather resistance shall be our resolve and freedom our battle cry.  Come north, oh great Gobblin King, and meet your end upon our cold northern steel.


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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2016, 09:05:29 am »
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I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.

what's that sound?


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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2016, 09:09:31 am »
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Daruvian, you stepped to the bottom using one of my memes. I cannot support this.
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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2016, 10:32:29 am »
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The gobblins have come for my virginity... DEFEND THE VIRGIN!
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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2016, 10:35:04 am »
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Fief transfers? Why didn't I get in on this? Oh well.

Wait, I think I forgot something something here...

Oh yea...

FUCK THE GOBLIN WOMEN AND KILL THEIR MEN!

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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2016, 04:32:06 pm »
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I think you are all my old friendots but if you bring good XP battles sieges and whatever the fuck else i like where this is going!

Good luck to both of you, when shit gets serious Me and my boys will be there for whomever aquires us.

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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2016, 06:06:55 pm »
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I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.



Apparently you are not aware of our thirst for war and destruction.  But at the moment we were more concerned about our war with the AI.  Traditionally wars don't start until most of the castles and cities have been grabbed.  Well, G-Force did last strat, but after my brief campaign in the desert they kinda stopped.
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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2016, 06:27:15 pm »
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I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.

what's that sound?



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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2016, 06:34:23 pm »
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ECONOMYGOBBLINGROWEROFGOODS 2016 NEVER FORGET
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Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2016, 07:03:05 pm »
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Hmm

ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.

I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...

I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.

and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot

"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well

all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC

4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.


so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."

http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/

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fuck NA.

I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE