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Offline sLaughterino

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Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« on: February 09, 2016, 10:42:25 pm »
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Step 1: Go full strength, putting points into ironflesh and power strike.
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Step 2: Buy full plate and a weapon that enemies can't block.  Stack five of you side by side and who even needs skill?
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With these two easy steps, you too can become a proud member of the Crusaders of Acre!

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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2016, 10:44:25 pm »
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why u heff to be mad
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2016, 10:48:21 pm »
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*Watches Mcsanders on the battle field in +3 plate*
*Gets Crushed*
*Make Madcuzbad post*

The joys of C-RPG
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2016, 10:49:30 pm »
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Not like plenty of other people do this... *looks at self*
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2016, 10:50:00 pm »
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Yes, Acre, Stronger then God.
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2016, 10:50:08 pm »
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downvote for inaccuracy.

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Step 1. Buy plate and HBS/longsword
Step 2. Bring xbow and pew pew
Step 3. When in melee combat spin2win

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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2016, 11:33:04 pm »
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Quote from: sLaughterino on February 09, 2016, 10:42:25 pm
Step 1: Go full strength, putting points into ironflesh and power strike.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Step 2: Buy full plate and a weapon that enemies can't block.  Stack five of you side by side and who even needs skill?
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With these two easy steps, you too can become a proud member of the Crusaders of Acre!

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McSanders you ugly fucker.  Fuck your longmaul.  Fuck you.  Fuck this game.

...

how?

how the fuck do you confuse semenstorm with acre?
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2016, 12:18:58 am »
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I joined Acre and all I got was this t-shirt bannerstack.
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2016, 12:40:13 am »
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Teamwork OP. Pls nerf.
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2016, 12:53:32 am »
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The last time I saw anyone from acre crushthrough memeing was when Saint still played, and he's been gone for like 3 months.
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2016, 01:34:05 am »
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You know, my plate and long maul aren't in the armory right now. Thanks for reminding me to put them back in!

BTW I'm 27-15 not 45-1. Can't speak for any other acrebros tho  :P
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2016, 04:15:34 am »
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I guess Acre are a lot easier to pick on, having a historically large proportion of newer players, and admittedly relying a bit on plate.

They haven't been a bunch of jackass noobs in a long time, though. I do remember when there were fucking OODLES and KABOODLES of Acre players, all stoked for strat and I'd know for a fact that I'd fib, deflect, or manipulate them off strat battle rosters for the greater good of the faction.

But that hasn't been for a long-ass time. In fact, there isn't really much of an active (in NA1 at least, there probably do exist a few DTV primary groups) "noob clan" anymore. You know, outside of talking shit.

Anyway, the proud GOBBLISH people wear much more armour in aggregate than Acre.

Btw 33-15 0 IF master fucking build, why don't you guys get FUCKED
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2016, 10:35:33 am »
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The fact that you put points in Two Handed and use a Long Maul gave me brain tumor.
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2016, 06:21:24 pm »
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Anyone taking this shit seriously should slide two feet of Rebar up their own ass.

This isn't a rage post, I was just fucking with McSanders.

Jesus you're all virgins, so much pent up frustration.
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Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2016, 06:36:02 pm »
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Acre is like that girl in high school that sleeps around because she's self concious.

Everyone has had their turn in her, but Highschool ends and before you know it she's pregnant.

Why do guys keep leaving her.... why dont you LOVE HER!?!

How is she gonna raise this baby all on her own!?

(Moral of the story... Pills, bathtub, toaster, razorblades...)

BTWz, 24-21   (64 head AR, 62 Chest AR, 52 Leg AR)
And I play more than most ACRE bayybeez... and Im not a fan of ganking or spammin or crushthru, and I apologize every time.... AND //// lets not forget... AND
I WUB YOU ALL!
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