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[Nebun]

First Week Of Strat:

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Battle Of Hot Gates:

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When You See An Independent Trader:

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When Your Allies Lose Troops for No Reason:

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haha i like the "When You See An Independent Trader" part ))) i assume that independent trade ur territories like monkeys without permission and driving stupid amount of goods, with stupid amounts of troops? )

[Nebun]

Announcement from Saracens

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIVxvDz0YxQ

u know he didn't end well  and he didn't even have all UIF against him! 

[Vovka]

A kapikulu trying to teach me whats going on stratrgus you should learn what is that crime rate? These troops are not important because crime will kill them as in your fiefs dont try hard your brain guray everything will be good for you dont worry you dont have to write anything to under all topics in that forum I wish you gonna good

soo after 6 day 

Dramug Castle
Population: 900
Owner:
Army: 1285
Gold: 25018
Price: 15
S&D: 2857
Crime: 25%

 Pretty fast

[Nebun]

vovka lets go buy goods in Dramug Castle )) lets keep this going forevah

[Butan]

vovka lets go buy goods in Dramug Castle )) lets keep this going forevah

Wouldnt keeping the troops high "spread" the IA gold between all those tickets? By that I mean, if there is 2500 tickets to "equip" for the IA, will they have lesser quality items than if they were 1000, making the castle "weak" thus easily capturable?

[Vovka]

Wouldnt keeping the troops high "spread" the IA gold between all those tickets? By that I mean, if there is 2500 tickets to "equip" for the IA, will they have lesser quality items than if they were 1000, making the castle "weak" thus easily capturable?

ai take equip from air so its always the same

[the real god emperor]

Looking forward for an update, should we expect one soon?

[Vovka]

Looking forward for an update, should we expect one soon?

you really want to read about your shameful mass fleeing further north?

[the real god emperor]

you really want to read about your shameful mass fleeing further north?

Desert is the new North, didn't you hear?

[Nebun]

Desert is the new North, didn't you hear?

situation with u kratos and azaps extra key was very funny near chide dance of death with only saracens getting hurt.

[Guray]

Before

Dramug Castle
Population: 712
Owner:
Army: 1316
Gold: 17528

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After

Dramug Castle
Population: 1000
Owner:
Army: 1188
Gold: 25018



Quick math !!

Before = 2028

After = 2188

[Nebun]

Before

Dramug Castle
Population: 712
Owner:
Army: 1316
Gold: 17528

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After

Dramug Castle
Population: 1000
Owner:
Army: 1188
Gold: 25018



Quick math !!

Before = 2028

After = 2188

Don't worry they have a plan. They will attack it when UIF sleeps. And they will be very proud and happy about that.
By learning them over the years i understood one thing:
Thinking - hurts them. So why think if u can quit jobs and attack in the middle of the fucking night or morning, when those puny UIF can't be bothered to play.

BUT do not worry - UIF will use thinking/ chads attacks/ adequate trade/  hetmans charisma/ harpags sneakiness/ vovkas mediocre english/ jony's gutness/ archer KMC mw maces and daniors outstandingness once again and anti UIF will be hurt.

PS: If UIF is Flash, and Anti Uif is Anti Flash - it means u bad, u evil. And in every love story movie - evil lose! Except for one fuck up that drowned after iceberg hit the ship and the crazy old woman survived, she reminds me of kalmarunon_grandmom.

PSS: After this post. Mighty grandmom, will gather all the haters in one room, and give them inspiring speech..... (+ something in german) .. and it will inspire them greatly....... for another 3 days. Or until next donkey charge. Or new Azaps neutral fief resupply.

[GRANDMOM]

Don't worry they have a plan. They will attack it when UIF sleeps. And they will be very proud and happy about that.
By learning them over the years i understood one thing:
Thinking - hurts them. So why think if u can quit jobs and attack in the middle of the fucking night or morning, when those puny UIF can't be bothered to play.

BUT do not worry - UIF will use thinking/ chads attacks/ adequate trade/  hetmans charisma/ harpags sneakiness/ vovkas mediocre english/ jony's gutness/ archer KMC mw maces and daniors outstandingness once again and anti UIF will be hurt.

PS: If UIF is Flash, and Anti Uif is Anti Flash - it means u bad, u evil. And in every love story movie - evil lose! Except for one fuck up that drowned after iceberg hit the ship and the crazy old woman survived, she reminds me of kalmarunon_grandmom.

PSS: After this post. Mighty grandmom, will gather all the haters in one room, and give them inspiring speech..... (+ something in german) .. and it will inspire them greatly....... for another 3 days. Or until next donkey charge. Or new Azaps neutral fief resupply.

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Imagine me getting provoked and responding to Nebuns provocation with anger here

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Imagine witty comeback here and perhaps a joke about Russians inability to reach the moon before others

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Imagine mighty speech here, and also feel inspired by it for three days

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Imagine Nebuns English making better sense than Vovkas

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OMG Harpag, bring back the humor of UIF - take over the forum flamewars please

PS. Im not German 

[Vovka]

PS. Im not German 

Ukrainian?

[GRANDMOM]

Ukrainian?

Try again