Winter is coming attack so soon, New Ismirala shall prevail

[BaleOhay]

Rise up my friends and defend the bucolic fief of New Ismirala. I have it geared up and ready to meet this challenge.
Baron_Dex_Of_Acre
Army size:195
Faction: Winter is Coming
......Snow Plains
Night time:18:00 to 18:00
Equipment:unarmed

Since he is unarmed, I can only imagine he is coming to try and preform deviant sex acts on our famous Trade goods: Exotic Eels. Let the true heroes of the land defend the Eels and send these naked children home to their Mammas!

Ohay will you fight for me?

[BaleOhay]

Winter may be coming... but it can damn well cum someplace else.

[BaleOhay]

we saved the Eels! and did it while showing off our manly nipples! They will likely not forget that drubbing any time soon.

Since we looked like a night at a gay dance club, I have decided to include chest armor for any future attacks against my fief. I know many of you will be disappointed, but it was confusing the attackers... saying no raping our Exotic Eels and they find us all shirtless at a male only Ecstasy fueled rager.

I see another army on the way here. I can only hope that they attack at a decent time in good sportsmanship.

[Tiger]

we saved the Eels! and did it while showing off our manly nipples! They will likely not forget that drubbing any time soon.

Since we looked like a night at a gay dance club, I have decided to include chest armor for any future attacks against my fief. I know many of you will be disappointed, but it was confusing the attackers... saying no raping our Exotic Eels and they find us all shirtless at a male only Ecstasy fueled rager.

I see another army on the way here. I can only hope that they attack at a decent time in good sportsmanship.

That battle was so stacked

[Jona]

With winter coming and no shirts it musta been a little... nippy. Awwww yeah. 

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I'll show myself out.

[BaleOhay]

We are sparring!!! And it was laundry day... What are you insinuating?

[BaleOhay]

What is this, they have returned (thanks for doing it at a decent time).

hear ye hear ye, the winter is coming, keeps showing up. They should probably change their name to Winter Is Here... but whatever.

The poor, no longer naked, peasants of  New Ismirala are ready to continue the fight. After the fight we will likely gather round the camp fire and roast s'mores while telling stories of how we triumphed yet again.

[BaleOhay]

excellent fight. Thanks for putting it at a good time Winter friends. I am sure the community appreciates it.


and now a speech for those in the know....
No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms! Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha! And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain’t heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!

[BaleOhay]

The winter winds were blowing again tonight and they tried to sweep our poor babygobblin off to EU, but alas they miscalculated just how fat babygobblins can be and were unable to send him on his way. The Brave and simple brd troops prevailed yet again!. Hooray for the yellow!

[Schoi]

The Brave and simple brd troops prevailed yet again!

Not very interesting when the rosters are shit, and half the people who signed don't come.

[KaleLord]

i think they gave up

[BaleOhay]

Not very interesting when the rosters are shit, and half the people who signed don't come.

Unfortunate of course but such is the life in Calradia. Allow the spin doctors to work, so i can use this momentous turn of events as a recruiting poster to rally the troops and rattle the sabres!