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Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« on: December 21, 2015, 05:57:03 am »
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Ufoinsky: Why did you buy camelsinstead of gear?
Marcus_the_Crusader: i was trying to trade first, not fight
Ufoinsky: you are at war
Marcus_the_Crusader: well, i need to trade to buy more gear, lol
Ufoinsky: maybe if you bought gear instead of camels

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2015, 05:59:53 am »
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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2015, 06:12:20 am »
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another one
Ufoinsky: Why did you buy camelsinstead of gear?
Marcus_the_Crusader: i was trying to trade first, not fight
Ufoinsky: you are at war
Marcus_the_Crusader: well, i need to trade to buy more gear, lol
Ufoinsky: maybe if you bought gear instead of camels

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2015, 06:56:43 am »
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I have this happening 90% of time now, thinking of going to archery from cav now, if that problem won't be fixed by any way. I get so mad. So mad.

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2015, 07:09:02 am »
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The double swing is a very effective melee technique. It takes a long time to get used to and is difficult to block. Usually players with more agility are capable of doing it while players with higher strength cannot. To avoid the double swing you have several options a kick, another block, chamber, jump away and swing, s key, etc.

The double swing is not bull shit, it's often used in Native and various other mods. It sucks for you especially, since you have around 80-100 ping but you can still learn how to fight effectively.
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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2015, 07:12:11 am »
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Apparently if you are a 500 lb morbidly obese fat lady, instant swing is a thing. Try some fuckin carrots in your life you tubby hippo piece of lard.

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2015, 08:39:40 am »
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Schoi my friend my poor english vocabulary can not describe how your picture is so freaking accurate :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2015, 09:22:35 am »
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i actually watched both of these videos expecting to see some broken stuff and all I saw was you, dueling in full plate, walking into some double swings without reacting to them. 10/10 got me

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2015, 09:28:28 am »
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i actually watched both of these videos expecting to see some broken stuff and all I saw was you, dueling in full plate, walking into some double swings without reacting to them. 10/10 got me

He didn't expect them, in the second video you can see he was expecting it's his turn to attack because he just blocked. That's what you should normally expect, but since his opponent was lightly armored with a heavy bastard sword and a fair amount of agility, he should've expected the double swing. Since he isn't used to the double swing, he calls it BULLSHIT MOTHER FUCKER ABUSE.
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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2015, 09:30:06 am »
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He didn't expect them, in the second video you can see he was expecting it's his turn to attack because he just blocked. That's what you should normally expect, but since his opponent was lightly armored with a heavy bastard sword and a fair amount of agility, he should've expected the double swing. Since he isn't used to the double swing, he calls it BULLSHIT MOTHER FUCKER ABUSE.

if he dont know 2h double swing what he will say if someone will take 1h and spam left ?XD

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2015, 09:34:22 am »
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if he dont know 2h double swing what he will say if someone will take 1h and spam left ?XD

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2015, 10:12:01 am »
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i actually watched both of these videos expecting to see some broken stuff and all I saw was you, dueling in full plate, walking into some double swings without reacting to them. 10/10 got me

Ufoinsky is a master troll like that.


In all seriousness Ufoinsky is relatively new to playing cRPG somewhat seriously. He's gotten a lot better over the last week or so so maybe he will not fall for basic shit like the double swing in another week. Thats usually how I beat him with my 1h is just left swing repeatedly.
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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2015, 12:16:20 pm »
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The real question is:

"wow, you're playing with fucking attack directions on, why???" :lol:

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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2015, 12:29:02 pm »
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Re: Some shitty shit on shitRPG
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2015, 01:46:28 pm »
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