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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2015, 05:43:58 am »
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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2015, 05:49:02 am »
I went to see a movie by myself once, a couple came in and sat a few seats away from me and I had earphones in but no music playing just so it looked like I was having fun and stuff, so they must have assumed I couldn't hear anything.

The guy whispered to the girl, "Look at that guy sitting by himself, he must have no friends if he's coming here alone."

The girl didn't make a sound but then I heard a SLAP so she must have hit him pretty hard, I could hear him whimpering as he walked down the steps and out of the room. I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to see her looking down at me, she held out her hand and I steadied her as she climbed down into the seat next to me. I took out my earphones and she leaned in close to me, gently feeling her breath on my neck she whispered into my ear, "You know it's okay if you come to the movies alone but you might want someone to come with you next time as it gets quite sad when Han solo dies in the new Star Wars film." I spat out my bubble gum in shock and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend but she said, "No, it looks like you'll be masturbating HAND SOLO tonight, buddy!" as she jumped up into the air and spread her wings and flew out of the air conditioning unit on the ceiling. It was really weird, why would you pay to see a movie and then leave before it has even started?
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Re: (_)_)====D
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2015, 06:58:16 am »
I went to see a movie by myself once, a couple came in and sat a few seats away from me and I had earphones in but no music playing just so it looked like I was having fun and stuff, so they must have assumed I couldn't hear anything.

The guy whispered to the girl, "Look at that guy sitting by himself, he must have no friends if he's coming here alone."

The girl didn't make a sound but then I heard a SLAP so she must have hit him pretty hard, I could hear him whimpering as he walked down the steps and out of the room. I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to see her looking down at me, she held out her hand and I steadied her as she climbed down into the seat next to me. I took out my earphones and she leaned in close to me, gently feeling her breath on my neck she whispered into my ear, "You know it's okay if you come to the movies alone but you might want someone to come with you next time as it gets quite sad when Han solo dies in the new Star Wars film." I spat out my bubble gum in shock and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend but she said, "No, it looks like you'll be masturbating HAND SOLO tonight, buddy!" as she jumped up into the air and spread her wings and flew out of the air conditioning unit on the ceiling. It was really weird, why would you pay to see a movie and then leave before it has even started?

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Re: (_)_)====D
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2015, 09:37:41 am »
Beautiful work, thank you very much, a small loan of a million dollars will be shipped over to you soon.
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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2015, 12:08:11 pm »
reminds me of my adventures with the church of hubert

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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2015, 04:47:53 pm »
Due to your outstanding work so far I wish to commission another piece which will also be paid for with a small loan of a million dollars.

This time I want a picture of Donald Trump, his hair is the main element which must be perfect.
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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2015, 11:42:19 pm »
Due to your outstanding work so far I wish to commission another piece which will also be paid for with a small loan of a million dollars.

This time I want a picture of Donald Trump, his hair is the main element which must be perfect.

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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2015, 05:10:02 pm »
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Beautiful, I shall add it to my collection, the small loan of a million dollars is en route.
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2015, 02:31:03 am »
is it just me or is Leshma´s renown massively changing per post?
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« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2015, 03:05:53 am »
is it just me or is Leshma´s renown massively changing per post?
http://forum.melee.org/and-all-the-other-things-floating-around-out-there/star-citizen/1155/?topicseen

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Not just you, it's always changing.
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2015, 03:31:17 am »
Not just you, it's always changing.
ah, good then

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« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2015, 06:23:26 am »
ah, good then

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« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2015, 06:38:37 am »
How are you a king with only 83 infamy

How are you not trying to I love you if you're a furmy old friend
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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2015, 06:40:41 am »
How are you not trying to I love you if you're a furmy old friend

I'm too stupid to know how
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