For those wishing to convert from English to American there are several alternatives. Repeatably striking oneself on the head with a lump hammer until you enjoy such US cultural highlights as the Kardashians or housewives of wherever is one option. Another option is extremely heavy use of class A drugs, while being considerably more pleasant this is expensive and carries the risk of incarceration in a cell with Big Jimmy who does not believe in the use of KY jelly. Ouch.
Also required is mastery of the US debating skills. This mainly consists of mastering the syndrome known as tourettes de fuckwit total (genuine translation of total fuckwit from English to French), ie shouting USA USA USA while masturbating frantically.