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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #525 on: November 24, 2015, 04:32:37 am »
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Just remember when Islamists say they want "peace" what they really mean is shariah law for everyone. Back in the 90s the muslim brotherhood (who represent "all" islam) made a document recognized by the UN which says that humans right to a muslim means shariah law, which is stoning of women, cutting off hands, etc.
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #526 on: November 24, 2015, 10:35:07 am »
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Howso? You squeeze the mosquito instead of slapping it. Problem solved with precision violence.
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #527 on: November 24, 2015, 11:08:33 am »
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Howso? You squeeze the mosquito instead of slapping it. Problem solved with precision violence.

How often do you squeeze a mosquito? You slap the fuckers. You don't want blood mixed with insect juice on your balls bro.
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #528 on: November 24, 2015, 11:18:56 am »
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How often do you squeeze a mosquito? You slap the fuckers. You don't want blood mixed with insect juice on your balls bro.

Just use the electric fly swatter :lol:
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #529 on: November 24, 2015, 11:29:14 am »
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Just use the electric fly swatter :lol:

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #530 on: November 24, 2015, 01:32:13 pm »
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How often do you squeeze a mosquito? You slap the fuckers. You don't want blood mixed with insect juice on your balls bro.
Well, since a mosquito has never been on my balls, the answer to your question is: never.
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #531 on: November 24, 2015, 03:15:38 pm »
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You pick a hell-of-a-time to do a trial run then, squeezing your first ever mosquito whilst it's on your balls?

At least do a practice run and try squeezing some that aren't on your balls first.
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #532 on: November 24, 2015, 10:00:56 pm »
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Xant has balls?  :shock:
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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #533 on: November 25, 2015, 12:51:17 am »
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Xant has balls?  :shock:

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #534 on: November 25, 2015, 11:55:45 am »
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Even mosquitos have limited aerial ability.  I don't think they would even try to land on a target that small.

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #535 on: November 25, 2015, 08:23:06 pm »
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Squish the mosquito between your balls while drinking a Martini in one hand and holding your newspaper in the other.

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #536 on: July 15, 2016, 12:40:57 am »
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Massacre in Nice: 60 killed (so far) more than 100 wounded people. You know who's behind this...

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #537 on: July 15, 2016, 12:50:19 am »
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Driver probably wanted to catch pokemon

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #538 on: July 15, 2016, 01:08:07 am »
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Ironically, the emergency state was meant to end in 2 weeks. The problem is that terrorists will not stop attacking until they've a hole between their eyes, or are thrown in cells. And ironically aswell, I didn't know a few years ago I'd want to protect my homeland, considering how anti-militarist I was before the Paris attacks. I guess the nice wonderland prism went away as people died in 2015.

But there's a question here that has gotten me, how the hell wasn't the crowd being protected by a shitton of military personnel and policemen ?

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Re: France under attack....
« Reply #539 on: July 15, 2016, 01:09:39 am »
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But there's a question here that has gotten me, how the hell wasn't the crowd being protected by a shitton of military personnel and policemen ?

Thats racist
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