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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2015, 02:43:20 am »
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Aw fuck. RP bonuses?

As GrandTaser of Tasa Clan, I will assassinate you and your people before the unholiness of your RP bonuses can affect the yet to occur slapfights we call a war.

That was the spark I needed to motivate my troops. Tasers and Dinosaurs shall once again rule the earth, just like prehistoric times!

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2015, 07:08:13 pm »
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I've tried to trade it actually with HoC but Jona (*ahem*) just doesn't want the best castle ever held by a Taser. Doubt anyone else would want it surrounded by HoC. HoC is cuddly and all that but most people, not tasers of course, might be concerned to be surrounded on all sides by green hounds.

I don't mind waiting until strat is fixed (lol) or rping with dice rolls to see who wins. Not sure how to set that up tho because my army isn't pissed. Not sure what bonuses to dice rolls I get with an all taser army.

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I definitely don't want a castle surrounded by the Hounds.  A fine faction and all, but their barking keeps me up at night, plus every time I try travel through their lands they are always running up to me and jamming their noses in my crotch.

But as far as battles go, we can not forget the influence of the forum wars.  Shit posts and gifs should have a strong influence on the outcome of the battle.

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2015, 08:18:18 pm »
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I definitely don't want a castle surrounded by the Hounds.  A fine faction and all, but their barking keeps me up at night, plus every time I try travel through their lands they are always running up to me and jamming their noses in my crotch.

But as far as battles go, we can not forget the influence of the forum wars.  Shit posts and gifs should have a strong influence on the outcome of the battle.

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What ever happened to "Fuck italics?"  :P
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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2015, 08:36:11 pm »
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I didn't want my personal beliefs to interfere with the chance of a plus 1 on the roll.

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2015, 11:02:10 pm »
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I didn't want my personal beliefs to interfere with the chance of a plus 1 on the roll.

Good call.
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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2015, 10:41:15 am »
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11 days since the last post in diplomacy... Even I will concede... strat is indeed dead.  RIP, your rotten, frustrating game.

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2015, 11:28:29 am »
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Ok, out of sheer boredom I feel the need to attack.  If my army gets trapped, so be it, if not... huh, wow.  Maybe my side will have 5 to the enemy's 3.  But I cannot sit with shiny troops annoying the hell out of me.  So I choose Tilbault.  I helped defend it, and I merced for the attackers a few times.  Thing is, that castle is a bitch.  So while I love Astralis, and think all their members are awesome, I believe Tilbault is a prize worth pissing them off for.  And, even if no one shows up for the defense (should the attack actually happen), and I actually take it, I will still act cocky and proud as if I actually fought a 50 vs 50 battle.

So, please sign for me in the off chance this battle will happen.  Astralis members, please use a pseudonym when you fight for my side to avoid awkwardness later.  I'll give them a day or two to consider surrender (which would be awesome, as I could then waste my troops elsewhere), and then I will attack.  Cuz I'm bored.  And, if I'm gonna be stuck in this Strat limbo, I'd rather it be fighting than trading.

So yeah.  Astralis it is.  I know you guys love a good fight, and I'll try bring one to you.

Cheers.

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2015, 06:23:41 pm »
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"strat is indeed dead"  bryggan ( then goes on to attack something)
"I'd rather it be fighting than trading." bryggan ( thats a good one)
"Astralis it is.  I know you guys love a good fight" bryggan ( even better than the last joke )

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2015, 10:59:03 pm »
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OH shit!

I...actually have to do something? Damn. 8-)
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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2015, 12:41:31 pm »
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sux to be you.

Imagien if this fight actually worked.

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2015, 12:49:03 pm »
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"strat is indeed dead"  bryggan ( then goes on to attack something)
"I'd rather it be fighting than trading." bryggan ( thats a good one)
"Astralis it is.  I know you guys love a good fight" bryggan ( even better than the last joke )


"Imagine"

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Imagine all the people
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Imagine there's no factions
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Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2015, 12:55:30 pm »
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ok, battacted.  Sure to lose all troops.  Potnentiall seeking new game, but  a little bitter about the futility of going on...

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2015, 12:57:45 pm »
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ok, battacted.  Sure to lose all troops.  Potnentiall seeking new game, but  a little bitter about the futility of going on...
[/quoteda fauz. was meant for antiother game.  Meh, we all know....

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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #43 on: November 26, 2015, 08:46:08 pm »
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Bryggan how drunk are you rn
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Re: A declaration of war
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2015, 08:41:00 pm »
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He quadruple posted, this may be a new level that only lived on in dreams. Is there still a man named bryggan any more?