I had a boring school day today, so I was like fuck it let's write a poem (inspired by heskey
). Now REALLY hold on to your heads! (sry for the mistakes I probably did, english is just my second language :3 )
chadz' fault
The donkey crew went into a pub,
and ordered some cold Guiness,
today the fixed a ton of bugs,
so they earned themselves some minutes!
They downed their beer really fast,
and so they drank some more,
the most drunk ran to the toilet door,
the others to the dance floor.
They tried their best to get some girls,
but you can guess how things went there,
chadz saw a girl with brown curls,
her name was slutty Claire.
He was really drunk as fuck,
damn that girl was a pig,
she took him with with her in a truck,
the last thing he saw was a brick.
He woke up in a shobby house,
his hands were tied on a bed,
he freeed himself with a broken stout,
and was happy to be not dead.
He went outside and saw a sign,
hell yeah he was still in Belfast,
He did not know where and he did not know when,
but he knew his brain had a blast.
He found the way home,
when he reeled closer to the city,
he entered the office
and was like"sry, I know that was shitty"
His friends shouted and raged
"WHERE'S THE MONEY U RETARD"
"What the fuck happend, is this just staged?"
"No it is not we thought you're engaged"
"3 days ago u looted half of the account
You and Miss Piggy were throwing it out,
the rest of the money was wasted for a mount
and why dafuq did u buy two rainbow trouts?"
"I am so sorry, I can't remember
I just woke up and have a Hangover
I still feel pain in all of my limbs
Why couldn't I fucking stay sober.."
"Fuck that lil bitch, we gotta take expedient action,
we are totally fucked if we don't get a fraction"
So they tried to get their satisfaction,
by finding and killing chadz' erection.
This story relies on a true occurance.
btw, mindfuck.
