So there I was, playing the magical and non cancerous mod called Crpg. I joined Na1 and began to feel a burning sensation tingling on my skin. It was in fact, radiation..... The tryhards were on....... To balance out the radiation poisoning, I took off my main equips and ran around, brocoding anyone I saw. Some would swing at me, others would run around with me. One round, I began following Pollux. We spotted someone and soon enough, we had an enemy peasant who wanted to join up with us. Suddenly, I smelt something...... That smell..... What is that ungodly ratchet smell??????? I turn around to see Daisy (aka Malevolence) galloping on his pony. His unwashed neckbeard flowed with the wind. The trail behind him dried the grass and killed the flowers. The air began to wreak like doritos as well. Due to a Mountain Dew baja blast overdose, his lance completely missed the peasant. As a result, his pony rammed into the wall bringing it to a halt. Enraged I shouted, "H0W DAR3 U @SSULT MEH FWIEND!!!!" I raised my shaft (sword shaft that is ;)) and repeatedly bashed his head in. His flowing neckbeard no more...... Before I could react, Malevolence used his level 80 dorito warrior powers and banned me.
Free Tim 2k15.... Thank you for your precious time.
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