I was with my normie friend just catching up hanging at his place. After smoking some herb and chilling for a while he started getting nude snaps from some insanely hot girl that I will never score in my life. Around this time I realized it was time to leave if I was going to make it in time for the tournament at 7. I told him I was out and he asked why.
"Oh I got a tournament"
"huh?"
"it's for this game crpg let me explain..." as his face dropped into confusion I quietly wished someone would murder me right then and there.
Such is life
It's tough out there in the streets.
I "had to" (lol) make a strat battle at like 1am and dipped out of a small party. Homie I hadn't seen in ages I used to be really tight with asked me why I was leaving.
I told him that I had a "nerd appointment", I suppose autistically assuming that he'd know exactly what the fuck I was talking about and say "oh, right on, go fucking slay some puuties"
Instead I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm such a nerd I literally use a paid third-party service to make appointments whenever I want to play a video game on my PC.
fucking kill me now am i right