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Offline Schoi

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My "unban" essay
« on: October 13, 2015, 08:16:50 am »
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k7zMuR4PSBn87ye69uXIvc5Tq08CRyXwR_ZrkwxECMk/edit

Here's en essay about how my life is like an eggroll, it's completely relevant to cRPG. Really shows who I am as a person and I definitely wasn't high while writing this for my speech class as a last minute option.

It'd be a shame if I was on NA1 right now even tho I'm supposed 2 be banned l0l.

EDIT: Elderly Woman: :I'll tell you officially you're a horrible troll and should be banned longer. Unofficially I applaud you for this essay haha."
im rly gud writr gg l0l

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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 09:50:00 am »
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Why didn't they include that the essay should be at least 10 pages, AND you have to read it in front of everybody, live.

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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 01:28:01 pm »
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When I was permabanned, had a dream where admin unbanned me. Twenty minutes later, I (again) team killed somebody and was permabanned shorty after. So I gave up trying to write unban essay.

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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 01:42:56 pm »
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Jesus, you are barely literate.

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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 02:06:49 pm »
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Amazing essay UNBAN SCHOI or Baltimore!

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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2015, 04:42:18 pm »
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McDeath: This guy doesn't shut his lip, but he's one of the funniest players in-game.

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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2015, 05:44:39 pm »
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Jesus, you are barely literate.

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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2015, 05:50:26 pm »
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Jesus, you are barely literate.
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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2015, 06:05:04 pm »
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Schoi puts cheaters in their place.... Gets permabanned...


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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2015, 06:09:53 pm »
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I read the first sentence of each paragraph and conclude you are a veggie eggroll :p
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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2015, 06:14:02 pm »
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lol man, my english isn't so good, but it seems you are poet : Your unban essay is just great.


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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2015, 06:35:36 pm »
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Our tax dollars hard at work, unless it's a private school then your parent's dollars hard at work!
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2015, 06:46:56 pm »
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Re: My "unban" essay
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2015, 07:00:14 pm »
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Schoi cheats.... Gets permabanned...
Fixed
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