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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 07:32:32 am »
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Geeg I'm done. I've had an admin say its them doing it and its fishy AF.

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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 07:35:26 am »
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Pretty sure that guy doesn't know how strat works.
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 07:41:48 am »
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 07:46:01 am »
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AS THE ARMY OF NAKED SERFS ADVANCED TO CERTAIN DEATH INTO THE HUGE ARMY OF HCE, THEY WERE SLAIN, QUICKLY BY THE SWORDS WITHOUT PROTECTION.

STRANGELY, THE SERFS PRAYED TO SATAN, THE ALMIGHTY DEMON LORD AND SACRIFICED A FELLOW NAKED SERF. SATAN ANSWERED THE REQUEST AND SLAYED ONE OF THE HCE INFANTRY MEN

and then shit happened

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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2015, 08:19:38 am »
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yo!  I have no idea whats going on.  help me out and tell the story : )
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2015, 08:24:04 am »
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yo!  I have no idea whats going on.  help me out and tell the story : )

Here's what happened in full detail.

HCE attacked a village that had no gear, late at night on the NA servers. A shit ton of people including me signed up for the village. Since we had no way of winning against the plate infantry, we ban and kick polled the attacking army. I then got banned because my poll was accepted. We then got ONE WEAPON BECAUSE THE ATTACKER DIED LMAO, and with that one weapon, we crushed the enemy team. Now I'm banned from all servers lmao
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2015, 08:35:58 am »
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yo!  I have no idea whats going on.  help me out and tell the story : )
Well we were somewhat HCE allies and they decided to betray us because we had a fief that we took from Black Bird. Well I had no clue about the betrayal until an hour before. Well the people of crpg to action with me and Urchibooty and defended our village with our overlord as we did our satanic rituals to slay one HCE man. Then we carried on to slaughter all 4 of them with our fist and 1 Bec. So ye 200 vs 1200 and the 200 won lol.

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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2015, 09:49:43 am »
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Well we were somewhat HCE allies and they decided to betray us because we had a fief that we took from Black Bird. Well I had no clue about the betrayal until an hour before. Well the people of crpg to action with me and Urchibooty and defended our village with our overlord as we did our satanic rituals to slay one HCE man. Then we carried on to slaughter all 4 of them with our fist and 1 Bec. So ye 200 vs 1200 and the 200 won lol.
i genuinely laughed reading this  :)
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2015, 09:55:59 am »
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  First I am sorry that the battle went down the way it did, I didn't know of Schoi's abilities to summon the dark lord.  It was a bit unnerving when he began to draw the pentagram in the sand using the mutilated entrails of our fallen village people...

but to see that glorious moment when the clouds parted and the sun shone down on one lone berserk, who carried our single hope of victory towards the enemy lines, armorless and followed by a cadre of fellow fearless and naked warriors all who where QQV'ing, was truly inspiring.  To stand around Ulumshalar while he desperately fought off the horde of nudgers, with the pack of naked mongrels nipping at his heels, eager to pick up the soul weapon we possessed should it fall from the lifeless hands of our hero, even if it meant the cold bite of steal on our flesh.  To watch Ulum's body crumple into the blood stained sand, and to witness these small miracles of fearlessness has shown me that the massacre new tisimr has endured wasn't in vain.
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2015, 10:05:46 am »
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sounds like a moment in crpg history that i should not have missed out on. qq
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2015, 12:47:06 pm »
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2015, 01:04:22 pm »
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Wasn't Froi the one that said Schoi couldn't be mature?
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Re: 200 peasant fief with no gear full of naked men wins against 1.2k army
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2015, 01:05:47 pm »
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Here's what happened in full detail.

HCE attacked a village that had no gear, late at night on the NA servers. A shit ton of people including me signed up for the village. Since we had no way of winning against the plate infantry, we ban and kick polled the attacking army. I then got banned because my poll was accepted. We then got ONE WEAPON BECAUSE THE ATTACKER DIED LMAO, and with that one weapon, we crushed the enemy team. Now I'm banned from all servers lmao

If this is the true story, I have got to admit that it must have been quite a funny scene to watch. However, the entire ban polling business was truly a foul move.
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