what are your hemorrhoids cure?

[Clockworkkiller]

for the past few weeks now, ive been plagued by the dredded roids. today ive had some constant diarrhea problems and now my anus feels like a hidden valley surrounded by mountains. how do you guys solve your hemorrhoid problems?

im working on increasing my fiber intake right now tho, but the situation looks critical tbh fam

[Armpit_Sweat]

for the past few weeks now, ive been plagued by the dredded roids. today ive had some constant diarrhea problems and now my anus feels like a hidden valley surrounded by mountains. how do you guys solve your hemorrhoid problems?

im working on increasing my fiber intake right now tho, but the situation looks critical tbh fam

You need an ass-cream:

I laid such a huge turd once, that something went wrong in my asshole, and i had to send my ex to pick up an ass-cream for me... Took me at least a week to get rid of that problem. True story.
Was a giant turd though.

I don't recall it being a "valley surrounded by mountains" though... And you are constantly having diarrhea and such, it's at the very least the third time you complain about it:

Halp me my butt is bleeding ders blood everywhere I think I'm gonna be sick wat do I do will I die I'm scared plz  halp meeeee!!!!!!!!!!

and

I never knew liquid shit and vomit can come in a wide arrange of colors!

The vomiting is particularly painful, and the shits never stop flowing from the butt...

Hope this only lasts a day because dear lord have mercy on my soul

so you should probably consider some medical help... have your poop checked or something - that's not as embarrassing as having a doctor probing your asshole with a camera, or whatever the fuck they do in those sort of cases. Luckily I had no reasons to commit my ass to those kind of adventures.

[Clockworkkiller]

I got ass-cream, don't think it's working thou

What I mean by mountains and valleys was my roids seem to have double in number

And yeah, today atleast really fucking up my day and shitting is painful and burns

I heard you can get surgery for this stuff but who knows

[Molly]

I sit it out.

[Gravoth_iii]

Go easy on the dragon dildo usage, or atleast lube up properly.

[Daunt_Flockula]

You used to have a rhythm, Clockwork. Nowadays it looks like you are trying too hard to generate shittalk material.

[Hirlok]

wise hermit with healthy tight butt sayz:

Being less butthurt, removing high pressure in your life, trying to force things a bit less -  usually helps.

Like most "diseases" hemorrhoids have more psychosomatic reasons than physical ones...



Besides: hemorrhoids are less annoying than hammerrhoids, which are usually boinking harmless hermits on NA1. 

[Sir_Hans]

Just stop pooping.

[WITCHCRAFT]

Just stop posting.

[Clockworkkiller]

Well the watery poop seems to have stopped, but the inflammation remains, I may try a hot bath for find some voodoo magic medicine to see of it works.

I'd like I thank you all for reading about my poop, it's quite an interesting subject

[Siiem]

Have you tried not getting them?

[Alvin_the_Chipmunk]

Just stop pooping.

Reminds me of those Demodex lice that live on your face.

They lack an anus, so they can't poop, you see.

[Clockworkkiller]

Well, the diarrhea ends where the constipation begins!

[Voncrow]

Well, the diarrhea ends where the constipation begins!

Just be happy you don't have constipation that ends with diarrhea. Just try taking some constipation medicine, if that doesn't work out you should get checked out.

[Grumbs]

Get a pooping stool (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q) so you don't strain. Hemoroids are blood vessels popping out because you force too much