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http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.html

I was never really satisfied with being cut and I can't pay for surgery, if I spend a few hours tugging each night for a year, I might be able to grow some of it back.

Do you think this is a worthy endeavor?
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2015, 08:26:15 pm »
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Foreskin is just a nuisance that can lead to various medical issues if you aren't careful during masturbation sessions.

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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2015, 08:38:54 pm »
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Foreskin is just a nuisance that can lead to various medical issues if you aren't careful during masturbation sessions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin#Functions
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2015, 08:56:02 pm »
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2015, 09:07:11 pm »
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2015, 09:10:23 pm »
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Foreskin is just a nuisance that can lead to various medical issues if you aren't careful during masturbation sessions.

Now ur gonna attract the natzees hating on jews and muslims who get cut lol.
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2015, 09:13:46 pm »
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French name for foreskin is "prépuce"... sounds funny !
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2015, 09:32:46 pm »
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin#Functions

Yes it helps penis slide in a vagina gently, too bad most chicks don't want gentle pricks these days. Ram it in me baby, push it to the end! Oh wait, that's all you got. Too bad, but I've always got my trusty 25 inch dildo that shoots cum.

And it's not like Murrican teenagers these days are fucking anything, they spend their days masturbating on Internet. And foreskin collects dirt like nothing else. Before you know, you got some penis disorder that is very painful and can't be cured easily.

Wash your dicks and handle them with care, boys.

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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2015, 09:47:12 pm »
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Wash your dicks and handle them with care, boys.

Maybe if you stopped sucking everyone you saw, we didn't have to wash them all the time.

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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2015, 09:53:29 pm »
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The notion that foreskin is dirty is fucking retarded. Might as well say we need to cut off women's labia cause that would make it easier form them to clean their vaginas. Maybe back when taking a shower or washing yourself was a monthly event at best cutting off your foreskin made medical sense, but there's zero proof it provides any medical advantages at all in the modern world. Every single study shows it has no effect one way or the other, except removing a shitton of nerve endings on your dick and making sex less pleasurable.
Also, look into when and why circumcision became popularized in the US. It was entirely about conservative religious cunts who thought it would prevent boys from touching themselves.
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2015, 09:55:23 pm »
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I pity the fool who has been cut.
Fore he will never know the joys of a woman's tongue under his foreskin.  8-)

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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2015, 09:58:11 pm »
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Apparently there is a whole slew of devices that aid in the restoration of your foreskin

I pity the fool who has been cut.
Fore he will never know the joys of a woman's tongue under his foreskin.  8-)

Ok that sounds really fucking weird tho
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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2015, 09:59:34 pm »
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Apparently there is a whole slew of devices that aid in the restoration of your foreskin

Ok that sounds really fucking weird tho

Not really.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102

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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2015, 10:23:57 pm »
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You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Should I attempt to restore my foreskin through nonsurgical means?
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2015, 10:48:04 pm »
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Ok that sounds really fucking weird tho

Would you rather feel your undertail being licked by a woman, you weirdo?