Occitan counter offensive

[Artyem]

http://forum.melee.org/strategus-issues/na-strat-5-'gold-duping'/new/#new

That's actually a really good find, wonder how long you've been able to do this.

[StonedSteel]

OH NO!!! ive easily offended the easily offend-able Relit The Righteous, how is this possible?, he seems like such a great and mighty man to let his emotions be ruled by my words

...u uhh, arnt gonna rage quit are ya? not that u would do that i mean, u lads know me haha i just love to make stuff up about u and ur well documented history...shiiieeet all i really need, is Matey, he doesnt seem like the type of guy to lie about a video game, so when he says "you are one of thee worst people ive had the displeasure of working with" well, i take him at his word, for some people, lying just isnt in their nature. ( u remember matey i assume...u know, the lad u dropped off friends list...over a game )

ya i got nothing against ya, dont have anything for ya either, in fact, u remind alot of james, who is just like all the other "weshouldservebeer" racist frenchmans, who are honest ONLY WHEN IT SUITS THEM
who say things like : ITS JUST A GAME...only when it suits them.

the vast difference between weshouldservebeer and tkov\fcc\squids, is it IS just a game to them, and they are good at it, and honest about it, the rest of ya act like u live in some fantasy land and the mod is real life, and something to get offended about. im just being honest about Occitan, and u jump in on some "how dare thee offend my brethren, have at thee!" shit. jees, get gud BEFORE getting offended and i doubt ull be offended as much.

im just brutally honest is all, and im not brutally honest only to a select few, if my friends say wrong things, they can get some too and ill happily correct them. and if they do wrong things, ill be the first one to jump on them...like, i had a blast last night playing with HoC ( and some hilarious fucking tkov lads )...that didnt stop me from calling them massive racist frenchmans the moment they wanted to go all archers on NA 1.

but at the end of the day, it IS just a game, and the HoC lads laughed, cuz im right, ( about dem being archer racist frenchmans ) and if u weshouldservebeer racist frenchmans took playing the game half as seriously as u take the diplomatic relations of ur make believe RPING fantasy clans, the game would be a lot better, with a lot less dishonest bullshit. but eh...it IS crpg after all.


lol also.."you insult all ravens!!!" oh no. oh dear. what have i done?...u really think any raven but u gives a flying fuck relit? like i see mangler hungry upstart etc, it'll be nothing but hugs and laughs...but u?
i heard u were an older lad relit, grow the fuck up ya?

[Lt_Anders]

I really, really want to correct plumbo with lots of actual posts from the forum but I'm at work, and he's got such a big fucking stick in his ass that there's really no point in wasting time with him.

He's not even close to being on par with the shit posting, let alone able to type correctly and coherently enough. Just mute him, and get on with strat/crpg. No need to indulge an intellectually mute person who can't even make proper English sentences. Stop indulging him and just move on.

Also he barks a lot for someone who "doesn't play anymore."

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[cup457]

Jesus plumbo i cant tell if youre ignoring me at this point or what but raven never had any part of we should serve beer. And you are right ravens history is perfectly documented showing what relit says is true. And you call hoc archer bundle of stickss but you dont realize that matey has been a huge agi pussy boi since forever with his unbreaking shield. Also you seem to forget but ravens were friends with fcc up until right before we went to war with them. You call mb trash but they were a part of the tkov strat faction back when tkov was a huge empire. You say fcc treats this game like it is a game but then earlier you say matey deleted relit off his friends list so obviously matey doesnt treat it like a game. When i get home ill find these cold hards facts for you. Ps even though i can actually understand what you are trying to say, your grammar is still a clusterfuck

[Sandersson Jankins]

hello

plumbo it is often difficult to determine the period of time that you're referring to, and sometimes even who/what the fuck you're talking about

ravens did plenty in strat 4, i was there m8, they were nearly as big of no-life nerds as me for fuck sake

a lot of them were waking up for shit-time battles, spending hours in TS poring over nerd-intelligence and strategy, same with Artyem. some of dracul was mighty useful in battles, but they were significantly smaller in population than the other belligerents. it's only reasonable that they would do less.

all of the biggest cunt nerds did their share

if you're talking about strat right now, don't even mention my guys lol, half of them or more detested strat and basically did it as a favour to me (Kesh style, I'd tell them exactly what to do and when in a micromanagement fashion, boy is that fucking exhausting)

and i only play this game on an alt because i'm too embarrassed to play it rofl

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[Bronto]

God dammit Plumbo. Are you seriously that naive? Weshouldservebeer died almost a year ago, acre was never in it, FCC impersonated one of our frequent members to gain information so they're just as dirty as everyone else. I'll send you some forceps so you can safely remove your head from your ass. You're a broken record m8 and I'm tired of listening. Come up with some new shit or move along for the sake of us all.

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[Voncrow]

I'm gonna ignore the shitstorm of irrelevant jibber jabber about last strat since that is 100% unimportant to the current conversation. What I am going to say if the current Occitan members can't make time to organize shit battles or at least add people to the roster they should find someone they trust to do that, if they can't, then it's their fault for attempting to compete on strat with a lower level of nerdery.

EDIT: Forgot this because of reading through the shitstorm, but to who ever mentioned that HCE is more than one faction should remember that 13k were disbanded leaving Starks who are mostly afk or mia(where'd tristan go?) which leaves acre consisting as probably 95% of the faction or more.

[BlackxBird]

bruttus u are as foolish on the forum as on the battlefield. Instead of thinking why a 200 men shiny army runs right into ur hands u just attack it. Like on the forums. You don't think. You just do. Gl tomorrow with ur shit eq against a shiny army of us with 200 more troops.

[StonedSteel]

Hi there, lets chat.

Dear Anders: ya, works is bitch i wouldnt post from it either, so i feel ya there, perhaps when u are done u will feel free to fallow up on what u said about correcting me. i have my own archive of posts begging for statements to be addressed and often ask "is anything i said about so and so inaccurate" constantly asking, even begging sometimes for my many discrepancies to be to be set right. which typically turns into a pointless conversation, so ya, feel free. it gets to the point i literally have to form my arguments as fucking Yes or No questions, which, interestingly enough, usually changes the topic pretty quick.

Bronto: good ole bronto. weshouldservebeer will never die, and ya, acre aint in it. uhh, the TS that is. the weshouldserverbeer ts, is much more of a movement and a mindset than a ts. as i have said many times, there is a huge split in the player base between what the weshouldservebeer players want to do on strat, and how they approach it. and actual players. i say actual, cuz im a cunt, on the other side of the fence, and ya, noone can or will force those that want to play it more as a mmo than a war sim, but i can still rant about it. and will continue to do so.

Cup: trust me lad...noone gives jona more shit for being a fucking no skilled spamming autist than i do. like i said, i dont pick and choose my times to be honest. its 24\7 brah. cuz im more handsome than sexy, and more honest than friendly. and thats how i live. 2nd...do u even read what i write? or do u just see ive posted and get all worked up? matey didnt remove relit...damn fool, it was the other way, i mean, the post is litterally just a few posts back...cup man...fail. also, FCC helped and worked with a lot of clans...their relations with ravens these days are prob the same as their relations with acre. ( prob not good ) and mb...i have a lot of friends in mb ( i mean, we nudge each other constantly...it must mean something ) trash? no. i believe my exact words were "mb is a cool clan full of cool people and an always poppin ts. they dont really belong on the strat map though, not their mentality. i mean, i havent fought for them since they let tkov easily flag cap...in fact, have they ever been anything on their own without some other big clan backing them" CUP...u went 0-3 there, damn son...fail

Sandy...i like the way u post boy. ur diff than these...other nerdlings, i have respect for u, i stole ur style btw, 73 armor, fuckin bec, people dont like it, but i love it, thx sandy. how ya been btw?

u dont have a real big ego it seems sandy, so i believe the words u wrote. ...i miss strat 4 man. fuck.

still, it fuckin drives me nuts there cant be 2 fcc's constantly at fucking war, ALWAYS...it makes me sad mad cuz the rest are bad, so i rant...cuz im a cunt.

tbh i know a thug crew of native lads that would LOVE strat and totally commit to it...but constantly remind me...they cant stand the community...i feel them bro, i feel them

i was suppose to be ranting about...something, all i can think of is sandy and jaren on catapults...and that one dracul guy, u know the one, with the crazy voice

hahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U1GSBkJ488 christopher lee does porn, thats it!!

fuckin memories, wheres ma rage at? idk, i just idk...im going to go smoke, bye sandy, this was nice, we should do it again sometime.

[Bronto]

I wrote stuff but it doesn't matter. You are too blinded by the other side of the fence you sit on to comprehend another's point of view. Carry on in your ignorance I'm done trying to show you both sides of something obvious.

[cup457]

you give me cancer plumbo. Im not going to respond to you in any fashion anymore.

[HappyPhantom]

Is it worth pointing out that I think Plumbo is over-generalising?

Ok, thought so.

[Havelle]

tbh i know a thug crew of native lads that would LOVE strat and totally commit to it...but constantly remind me...they cant stand the community...i feel them bro, i feel them

Well tell them I hate them and fuck those guys. I hope they don't come.

[Bryggan]

Could I get a list of those who actually play strat as opposed to those who bitch and whine about it?

[Sandersson Jankins]

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Hi there, lets chat.

Dear Anders: ya, works is bitch i wouldnt post from it either, so i feel ya there, perhaps when u are done u will feel free to fallow up on what u said about correcting me. i have my own archive of posts begging for statements to be addressed and often ask "is anything i said about so and so inaccurate" constantly asking, even begging sometimes for my many discrepancies to be to be set right. which typically turns into a pointless conversation, so ya, feel free. it gets to the point i literally have to form my arguments as fucking Yes or No questions, which, interestingly enough, usually changes the topic pretty quick.

Bronto: good ole bronto. weshouldservebeer will never die, and ya, acre aint in it. uhh, the TS that is. the weshouldserverbeer ts, is much more of a movement and a mindset than a ts. as i have said many times, there is a huge split in the player base between what the weshouldservebeer players want to do on strat, and how they approach it. and actual players. i say actual, cuz im a cunt, on the other side of the fence, and ya, noone can or will force those that want to play it more as a mmo than a war sim, but i can still rant about it. and will continue to do so.

Cup: trust me lad...noone gives jona more shit for being a fucking no skilled spamming autist than i do. like i said, i dont pick and choose my times to be honest. its 24\7 brah. cuz im more handsome than sexy, and more honest than friendly. and thats how i live. 2nd...do u even read what i write? or do u just see ive posted and get all worked up? matey didnt remove relit...damn fool, it was the other way, i mean, the post is litterally just a few posts back...cup man...fail. also, FCC helped and worked with a lot of clans...their relations with ravens these days are prob the same as their relations with acre. ( prob not good ) and mb...i have a lot of friends in mb ( i mean, we nudge each other constantly...it must mean something ) trash? no. i believe my exact words were "mb is a cool clan full of cool people and an always poppin ts. they dont really belong on the strat map though, not their mentality. i mean, i havent fought for them since they let tkov easily flag cap...in fact, have they ever been anything on their own without some other big clan backing them" CUP...u went 0-3 there, damn son...fail

Sandy...i like the way u post boy. ur diff than these...other nerdlings, i have respect for u, i stole ur style btw, 73 armor, fuckin bec, people dont like it, but i love it, thx sandy. how ya been btw?

u dont have a real big ego it seems sandy, so i believe the words u wrote. ...i miss strat 4 man. fuck.

still, it fuckin drives me nuts there cant be 2 fcc's constantly at fucking war, ALWAYS...it makes me sad mad cuz the rest are bad, so i rant...cuz im a cunt.

tbh i know a thug crew of native lads that would LOVE strat and totally commit to it...but constantly remind me...they cant stand the community...i feel them bro, i feel them

i was suppose to be ranting about...something, all i can think of is sandy and jaren on catapults...and that one dracul guy, u know the one, with the crazy voice

hahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U1GSBkJ488 christopher lee does porn, thats it!!

fuckin memories, wheres ma rage at? idk, i just idk...im going to go smoke, bye sandy, this was nice, we should do it again sometime.

Oh fuck sake Plumbo, you always do this thing where I try to tell you that you're wrong and you go "lol maybe man, its all good though whats up, you want to get a beer some time or some shit?"

I'm good, man. I'm not gonna pretend that FCC wasn't the consistent best at strat overall, barring certain times of unstellar performance. It was mostly Kesh (I mean duh) and Bale, with some others like Murdertron, that one shielder that I can't remember the name of, and other lesser lieutenant-types. Mostly just Kesh, though.

I wouldn't want two FCCs to fight. If anything I'd want more wars similar to the Occitan-TKoV conflict. That shit was nice. Two relatively evenly-matched opponents, at least partially doing neat RP shit. I loved that, on both sides of the fight.

I've been pretty aiight, btw. Posted at a less-than-ideal job, but I do have an interview tomorrow for a better one. Getting back in school next semester, maybe do something with myself. I still play video games, who would have thought?!?