Fifty Shades of Clockwork

[Clockworkkiller]

This thread will contain daily stAtus updates about trivial things or events in clockworks day.

To start, today Clockwork is weed wackin, but because the weed wacker ran out of wire halfway through the job, and no replacement line in sight, Clockwork is standing around doing nothing and would rather be masterurbating right now.

[Teeth]

pls no

[Clockworkkiller]

pls no

u kno u want it

[Armpit_Sweat]

Sir, if erotic stories will be unfolded in a more open and seductive way - instead of being a simple and dry summary of facts, in that case, i would like to subscribe today!
 
May I suggest a title to fit the forum's future most-read diary? "Fifty Shades of Clockwork", how about that?

[Clockworkkiller]

Clockwork Finished painting the table! He Went for practicality and speed over looks. So theres streaks and lines and uneven coats everywhere! Ugh!

Got some white paint on his hands too. It kinda looks like cum.

[Armpit_Sweat]

Interdesting. Never painted a table... Why would you commit such a deed?..
 
You are not a hippy, are you? Can't be... Just finished school or something, interested in furries or pretends to be interested, never really wrote about smoking weed extensively or taking LSD... Can't be a hippy! So why would one paint a table? It's truly beyond me
 
If it's ugly and old - throw it out and buy a new one. If you don't have money to buy a new one - let the old ugly one stay until better times come. No, i mean it, why would a very young man paint a table? 
 
I would have to be high. Very high. That's like the only reason for painting a table in 2015.
 
Do you have a mannequin and some wooden masks/dolls as decoration at home, Clock? If you do, and you are painting tables for the fun of it, you might want to start smoking weed and play guitar - cause you are a hippy.

[Clockworkkiller]

Interdesting. Never painted a table... Why would you commit such a deed?..
 
You are not a hippy, are you? Can't be... Just finished school or something, interested in furries or pretends to be interested, never really wrote about smoking weed extensively or taking LSD... Can't be a hippy! So why would one paint a table? It's truly beyond me
 
If it's ugly and old - throw it out and buy a new one. If you don't have money to buy a new one - let the old ugly one stay until better times come. No, i mean it, why would a very young man paint a table? 
 
I would have to be high. Very high. That's like the only reason for painting a table in 2015.
 
Do you have a mannequin and some wooden masks/dolls as decoration at home, Clock? If you do, and you are painting tables for the fun of it, you might want to start smoking weed and play guitar - cause you are a hippy.

All will be revealed, but fuckit I'm a wee bit angry and just gotta rub one out

[Christo]

pls no

[Leshma]

Clockwork, do you have a sister?

[Clockworkkiller]

Interdesting. Never painted a table... Why would you commit such a deed?..
 
You are not a hippy, are you? Can't be... Just finished school or something, interested in furries or pretends to be interested, never really wrote about smoking weed extensively or taking LSD... Can't be a hippy! So why would one paint a table? It's truly beyond me
 
If it's ugly and old - throw it out and buy a new one. If you don't have money to buy a new one - let the old ugly one stay until better times come. No, i mean it, why would a very young man paint a table? 
 
I would have to be high. Very high. That's like the only reason for painting a table in 2015.
 
Do you have a mannequin and some wooden masks/dolls as decoration at home, Clock? If you do, and you are painting tables for the fun of it, you might want to start smoking weed and play guitar - cause you are a hippy.

I painted it because i made it but its made of wood mostly so i did a quick paint job to seal it up, its very useful but it is still a junky table
i dont want to be a hippy, they scare me

Clockwork, do you have a sister?

no, why?

[Richyy]

pls no

[Armpit_Sweat]

I painted it because i made it but its made of wood mostly so i did a quick paint job to seal it up, its very useful but it is still a junky table

I see... I wish to believe that it was accomplished in a manly manner: in a workshop-type of environment. Since if it was done in your living room, it would be creepy even for my low standards.
 
By the way, why are you so slow on making updates?.. You need to spin this shit hard the first month or so, to build up some audience. I have not worked in showbiz for many years, and I know how these things are being done by the highrollers.
Listen to me kid - uncle Armpit will get us both up and running to the top of the charts! Stick to my plan, and we will party with Miley and Nicki, blow coco like Scarface of Wall Street and drive-by paintball-shoot Justin B on an average Tuesday! Naked teens will crowd-carry us between the wildest parties from Tokyo to LA! Your diary will go ten times Platinum before 2015 is out! We will clean our throats with Cristal and spit it out on the floor during top tier Illuminati meetings!
 
So stop slacking and start posting some updates!