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Bootlegging Moonshine
« on: June 02, 2015, 06:13:37 am »
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This scoundrel has declared war on my empire.  Like one man taking on many is a war.  Moonshine is a outlaw, a badass, a rogue element.  He is angry at me cuz I sent my police force to his castle, aka Tristan, the Sword of the South.  MoonShine played a bit of a joke on me; demanding Dhirim and Derchios castle in order to keep his friendship.  I counter offered, falling for his bluff.  But, giggling to himself, Moonshine gave me no answer.

So I rattled my sabre back at him.  'Tristan,' I said, 'Go to Moonshine's lands.  Don't attack, but just be there.  Everyone knows you don't piss about.  If Moonshine threatens me, I'll threaten him.  And if he continues, go take Mazigh.  That is the fief I offered to trade Derchios CASTLE for.  Then we'll see how cavalier he is about these negotiations.'

And Tristan did as he was told, and apparently did it very well.  Cuz King Tristan don't dick about, he sends a message loud and clear.

Yet Moonshine and Bryggan still remained friends, cuz they both liked pissing about.  But then Bryggan, avoiding the watchful eye of the Empress, consumed some alcohol gifted to him by Moonshine.  And he found himself blinded.

And that was the ultimate betrayal; the only thing that would make Bryggan want to hunt down his old friend and comrade: he had given him the cheap stuff.  "Damn that bootlegger!" he howled, "I will have his head!  One million silver to anyone who kills him!"

For the actual cause of this kerfuffle, please ask Moonshine to post our rather amusing RP styled steam chat.  And don't even try edit it, Moonshine, cuz I was not really that terribly  drunk that time and I kinda remember what we said!

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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2015, 06:33:30 am »
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I wouldn't edit anything.  I particularly liked where you said that Blue sleeps with sheep, just to add him into the RP (per your contract).  Going to Wikipedia, editing a page to reflect it, and then using it as a source was genius....  wonder if it's still there. 

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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2015, 07:43:54 am »
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Blue sleeps with whatever he can get his hands on, we all know that.  And Blue admits it himself, quite proudly.

But if you are trying to make yourself the 'innocent', and trying to make me look badder than I already am- cuz I am bad ass, btw- well, you know what I'll do... whine on the forums.  Oh yeah, you know I will.

But in the mean time I'll try hunt you down.  And I'll cry when I kill you.  And I'll cry when I dance on your grave.  And I'll cry when I exhume your body and make a grossly sexual marionette show with your skeleton and that of a goat.  Cuz you're my bud, bud.  Any humiliating situation I throw you in will hurt me more that it hurts you.

Ok, 'nuff trolling, chat with you later/

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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2015, 05:52:57 pm »
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2015, 02:50:37 am »
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Blue sleeps with whatever he can get his hands on, we all know that.  And Blue admits it himself, quite proudly./

This legitly brought tears to my eyes Bryggan, how could you bend the truth like this. We all know that they have to be female.

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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2015, 02:54:02 am »
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Ok, when will this war get going so I can start rolling in some mercenary cash?  :lol:
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2015, 10:39:34 am »
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Ok, when will this war get going so I can start rolling in some mercenary cash?  :lol:
Whenever moonshine stops hiding and meets me on the field of battle
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2015, 02:41:20 pm »
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Whenever moonshine stops hiding and meets me on the field of battle

With what? I robbed him blind already. I am a greedy Jew, gotta be quicker to the punch, man.
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2015, 04:26:54 pm »
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Whenever moonshine stops hiding and meets me on the field of battle

Sure, no problem.  I'm outside Suno.  Let's go Tristan. 

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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2015, 08:35:27 pm »
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Sure, no problem.  I'm outside Suno.  Let's go Tristan.

In EU? It'll take me a bit to get there and I'd prefer it being on NA servers, but if you insist.

With what? I robbed him blind already. I am a greedy Jew, gotta be quicker to the punch, man.
I'm sure he's gotten more gear in the last like 4 months
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2015, 02:47:11 am »
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Knowing our dear friend Moonshine, he will do his damndest to lead us on a merry chase.  I would bitch and whine, but I kinda always liked the 'cat and mouse'... except you got set your alarm every twenty minutes to make sure no one quick marches past you in the middle of the night.

That said, we all know Moonshine has declared against the Empire of his BFF just cuz he's bored sitting in the cobwebs of Senuzgda, rusting away.  And thank you Anders, for taking all the gear away- Moonshine is not allowed to be around sharp objects.

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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2015, 04:57:50 pm »
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Jesus christ, I just stumpled past him and he has 1700 shiny. I don't think he's rusting away  :shock:
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2015, 09:27:24 pm »
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Jesus christ, I just stumpled past him and he has 1700 shiny. I don't think he's rusting away  :shock:

Thats a different moonshine. Maple_Moonshine and THIS Moonshine are not the same person.
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2015, 01:25:05 am »
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Thats a different moonshine. Maple_Moonshine and THIS Moonshine are not the same person.

ROFL

(he really should change the name already, even i started referring to him as moonshine instead of maple, confused the fuck outta my faction mates)
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Re: Bootlegging Moonshine
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2015, 03:21:23 am »
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In EU? It'll take me a bit to get there and I'd prefer it being on NA servers, but if you insist.

Still twiddling my thumbs out here.  On your way?