chadzian Empire is taking over the world

[poonerplox2]

Fear not my friend, I will soon start the ball rolling one way or another.

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

Fear not my friend, I will soon start the ball rolling one way or another.

You'd have to actually play the game first lmao

[njames89]

You'd have to actually play the game first lmao

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[Shooterman5y]

The history of the Holy chadzian Empire (which is neither Holy, nor chadzian nor an empire) is fascinating indeed.  It is the successor of the 'Kingdom of the North', which was a forced alliance by the mad man Bryggan, the so-called 'High King' (he also chose the name 'the winter king', because strat was supposed to end in the fall, and there was no bloody way he could have achieved what he did if 90% of the strat players hadn't already quit out of boredom).

But, I assure you, the Holy chadzian Empire was set up as a defensive measure against the truly evil Dutchy of the Legionairres.  So, to put your poor beating heart at ease, the HCE has just three objects in mind: 1) the coordinated defense against aggressive invaders 2)to keep Strat fun and exciting  3)to take over the world.

So, do not worry.  We only aggressively attack people who stoop to raids or choose non-primetime battles.  But if you are a new faction who does not do the previous bullshit, we welcome you with open arms.

-Bryggan
ex-High King
Emperor of the HCE
Commander of the 13 Knights
All round Cool Guy

I feel bad for attacking you now you guys seem like nice people although when I attacked I just looked around for the biggest faction I could find then went hey lets attack him. hopefully after this battle there will be no hard feelings.

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

So why did you join them?

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

So why did you join them?

He didn't join us lmao

[mcdeath]

So why did you join them?

When did he join HCE again? I must be new to crpg.

[Doom_Carrot]

So why did you join them?

Because I hate them with every fiber of my being but they give me stuff, so I'm gonna be a greedy jew and take all their stuff then assume command of the HCE and turn into a dark evil empire and reign the lands with terror and they shall know it as "the reign of the carrot."

[njames89]

So why did you join them?

He didn't join us lol... The propaganda is strong with these ones.

[StonedSteel]

He didn't join us lol... The propaganda is strong with these ones.

aye, hes a propafuckingandalf that one

[njames89]

Liked that one eh plumbo 

[mcdeath]

Because I hate them with every fiber of my being but they give me stuff, so I'm gonna be a greedy jew and take all their stuff then assume command of the HCE and turn into a dark evil empire and reign the lands with terror and they shall know it as "the reign of the carrot."

It has been one weeks since I last ate a vegetable and I feel the meat sweats coming on. I cannot back down in my crusade as it is too early to tell who is a leading in the fight. Until further notice my war on vegetables shall continue.

[StonedSteel]

Liked that one eh plumbo 

i fuckin do man, idk y everytime i say it i fucking lol, it just has such a ring to it, idk y, i guess im autistic.

if i ever do make a troll char...fuckin "LiamNerdson_Pro_Propagandalf" fuck ya. <<<< FUCK                   YA
                                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^