Watch out where you cum! A BJ may end up costing you child support.

[Moncho]

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7024930/ns/health-sexual_health/t/sperm-gift-keeps-giving/#.VUvqGdpVikp

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.
He said he didn’t find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state.
Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons’ attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

[Armpit_Sweat]

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7024930/ns/health-sexual_health/t/sperm-gift-keeps-giving/#.VUvqGdpVikp

“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

"...feels emotionally damaged by your birth." Muahahhaaa. The child got emotionally damaged because of it. There was a chain reaction of emotional damage. An expert level Feelings AOE spell has been cast in the courtroom, causing a massive emotional damage to everyone. Even some sensitive internet viewers who has very low emotion resistance got mildly effected by the powerful sorcery.

[AwesomeHail]

What kind of sick twisted woman would do that shit?

[Clockworkkiller]

This is a common occurrence nowadays, there are stories of married couples getting divorces, and the woman will get full custody of the kids, house and ever single possession(even items which belonged to the man, BEFORE the relationship even began). While the man gets no visitation rights, pays for child support and has nothing but the clothes on his back after the court case is over.

Its similar to the whole "I got drunk and had sex, so im gonna accuse this man of raping me because i dont wanna look like a slut/i want money"

Its situations like this are the reason many guys these days are deciding to its better to not get married at all.
Women can be extremely vicious

[Taser]

Thank goodness I'm safe in my basement. My fleshlight won't betray me




or will it?!

[Siiem]

Fertility clinic worker.
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"This patient was a piece of work. She had illegitimately gotten pregnant by her boyfriend before. She had been trying for a second child and the spit method hadn't worked again. She falsified documents and made it seem that the boyfriend was consistently away on business. We notified the boyfriend and destroyed all samples we had frozen in the past. Not sure of the legal outcome in the end"

[Nightmare798]

Remember guys, always decapitate her afterwards!
...
Or make her swallow it.
...
Or both.

[LordBerenger]

Inb4 ''Jakes on you im castrated''

[Admerius]

That woman is entitled to child support by law, but she should have to pay the man more than that as fine/reparations(whatever the english is for it).
And the child should get even more than that, this shit is bound to mess up the mind of the child. Imagine the self-worth/esteem/confidence etc. issues that this might cause...

And finally... She probably can't afford it... so she should be put on community service until those reparations/fines are paid.