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Jones vs Johnson
« on: May 02, 2015, 10:10:54 pm »
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So a lot of people thought Jones would chicken out somehow from this fight. And now it's not happening because he got stripped of his titles and suspended. So gay. Would have been the only interesting match up in years and Jones was in serious danger of losing his undefeated record.

How the fuck can you even be stupid enough to hit-and-run when you're the UFC champ.

And from his Twitter: "Proud Christian." Aye. Proudly using drugs and hit-and-running pregnant women.
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Re: Jones vs Johnson
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2015, 06:56:38 am »
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In accordance with the amount of consideration in your post, this is my reply: he is a UFC champ. How many times has he been hit in the head? If he wasn't an idiot before, he's probably on his way to becoming an idiot now.

Also, most people profess to believe in an extra-dimensional benevolent consciousness that routinely influences the observable world. Therefore, there are more murderers and rapists who are Christian than there are non-Christian murderers and rapists.

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Re: Jones vs Johnson
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2015, 10:05:11 am »
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If he trains smart, then he's probably not been hit in the head enough to do any damage that matters. MMA is a lot healthier for your head than boxing.
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