My stomach always has been a weird case. Never been able to drink milk for an example cause it has given me Diarreha. Anyways, sometimes when I shit and Wipe me bum-hole, It's Blood on the paper. I Wipe pretty hard so I thought that was it but now, some sort of liquid comes out of my arse a few times a day when I fart and it smells really bad. Should I be worried?
Consume nothing but chili peppers and Red Bull from now on. Your farts will become mighty potent in a matter of few weeks, to a point when they can be used as a weapon.
You are now on a path of becoming a supervillain.
You should start small, for example: farting in an elevator on your way out, and taking all the valuables from the unconscious victims trapped inside. As your body toughens up in the course of strict chili-redbull diet, your farts will slowly progress to a lethal potency - this process will simultaneously make you immune to the most known poison types. I suggest traveling to one of the world's armed conflict zones, where you will not only be able to test and practice your dark art, but also find dedicated minions and make good money on provocations - fart-gassing civilians on a side who wants an escalation.
After a year or two, you will become a master of invisible terror, a champion of toxic fumes, a rumor that one lowers his voice to repeat. Your will gain an ability to control minds with a powerful skin odor. Nukes will melt in your impenetrable could of moisty farts. All form of life will seize to exist as far as eyes can see on your demand. Ultimately, you will become a beastly demon who can alter the composition of matter itself, by dissolving it on atomic level.
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