Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked? I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.
The answer is obvious, they're all professional MMA fighters, duh.
I hit one of those with my car once =^(
rip
RIP your car, right? That mofuggah probably flipped you the bird and kept on
walking hopping while your car was completely totaled.