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my ass hurts, what to do?
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:04:40 pm »
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and no its not from buttsex but from biking 1st time since last year
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2015, 10:12:00 pm »
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If it's just one buttcheek, fall on the other to even it out.
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2015, 10:14:23 pm »
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Get proper cycling pants with ass padding
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2015, 10:22:10 pm »
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If you're biking properly you barely use the seat anyways... it's all in the knees.
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2015, 10:29:11 pm »
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new bike with new seat as well, my ass is unused to that
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2015, 10:34:56 pm »
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2015, 11:16:49 pm »
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2015, 11:19:55 pm »
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new bike with new seat as well, my ass is unused to that
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2015, 01:38:55 am »
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Is it actually your butt that is sore? Biking after winter break makes my no-mans-land between balls and butt sore.
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2015, 01:56:07 am »
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2015, 02:11:48 am »
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2015, 11:26:48 am »
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Is it actually your butt that is sore? Biking after winter break makes my no-mans-land between balls and butt sore.
its not sure its just sort off bruised :D
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2015, 12:05:02 pm »
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apply potato cream to ass

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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2015, 12:11:59 pm »
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Re: my ass hurts, what to do?
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2015, 02:22:53 pm »
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It's always like that after not riding a while even for a butt used to it. The weather is finally bike friendly here and I'll be spending much time on the bike up until October/November. When I start my butt also hurts for about a week, I just keep riding and eventually you just get used to it. It will get better jusk keep riding.

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