Watson text analysis

[SixThumbs]

"You are unconventional.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. And you are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them.

Your choices are driven by a desire for connectedness.

You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you."

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You are a bit inconsiderate, skeptical and inner-directed.

You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. You are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are. And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you.

Another post:

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You are a bit inconsiderate, shrewd and inner-directed.

You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.

Your choices are driven by a desire for sophistication.

You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person.

And another:

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You are shrewd and skeptical.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. And you are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

I'm pretty sure it's just random, lel.

[SixThumbs]

I actually kind of regret submitting data to what is essentially a horoscope.

[Vovka]

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Summary *

You are skeptical, inner-directed and analytical.

You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. And you are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with both taking pleasure in life and independence. You prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. And you welcome when others direct your activities for you.

Openness
93%
Adventurousness
71%
Artistic interests
1%
Emotionality
0%
Imagination
100%
Intellect
100%
Authority-challenging
100%
Conscientiousness
92%
Achievement striving
93%
Cautiousness
41%
Dutifulness
0%
Orderliness
0%
Self-discipline
80%
Self-efficacy
2%
Extraversion
0%
Activity level
0%
Assertiveness
3%
Cheerfulness
0%
Excitement-seeking
93%
Outgoing
0%
Gregariousness
0%
Agreeableness
0%
Altruism
0%
Cooperation
0%
Modesty
0%
Uncompromising
0%
Sympathy
0%
Trust
0%
Emotional range
10%
Fiery
0%
Prone to worry
9%
Melancholy
40%
Immoderation
23%
Self-consciousness
100%
Susceptible to stress
8%
Needs
Challenge
100%
Closeness
100%
Curiosity
0%
Excitement
34%
Harmony
100%
Ideal
0%
Liberty
89%
Love
0%
Practicality
92%
Self-expression
0%
Stability
100%
Structure
98%
Values
Conservation
60%
Openness to change
4%
Hedonism
4%
Self-enhancement
76%
Self-transcendence

[Jona]

Figured I would try this out for kicks. The first line of the summary was "You are boisterous and social" (and I noticed I scored a 89% in extraversion). I stopped reading after that due to obvious inaccuracy. I play crpg, I don't have time to be social!

[Kafein]

I'm pretty sure it's just random, lel.

It's random on low amounts of text. I submitted a dozen long posts from here and reddit, plus my publications and master thesis (42K words total) and this is the result, which is pretty stable:

You are shrewd, skeptical and tranquil.

You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. And you are solemn: you are generally serious and do not joke much.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with both tradition and taking pleasure in life. You care more about making your own path than following what others have done. And you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.

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Openness
100%
Adventurousness
97%
Artistic interests
3%
Emotionality
1%
Imagination
100%
Intellect
100%
Authority-challenging
100%
Conscientiousness
73%
Achievement striving
81%
Cautiousness
84%
Dutifulness
13%
Orderliness
3%
Self-discipline
35%
Self-efficacy
71%
Extraversion
2%
Activity level
7%
Assertiveness
6%
Cheerfulness
0%
Excitement-seeking
4%
Outgoing
0%
Gregariousness
0%
Agreeableness
0%
Altruism
2%
Cooperation
42%
Modesty
1%
Uncompromising
1%
Sympathy
77%
Trust
6%
Emotional range
24%
Fiery
16%
Prone to worry
4%
Melancholy
25%
Immoderation
7%
Self-consciousness
39%
Susceptible to stress
3%
Needs
Challenge
92%
Closeness
77%
Curiosity
74%
Excitement
43%
Harmony
100%
Ideal
53%
Liberty
91%
Love
58%
Practicality
10%
Self-expression
64%
Stability
76%
Structure
38%
Values
Conservation
4%
Openness to change
80%
Hedonism
13%
Self-enhancement
86%
Self-transcendence
58%

Of course you have to consider that I didn't write poetry but basically a math treatise, in which it is hard to express a lot of emotions.

[Tibe]

Id call it a lot more factual and accurate if for some people it calculates that the person is an utter dirtbag and should desperately self-improve. This is just an egoboost for insecure retards. Yeah, kinda like horoscope.

[lombardsoup]

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time

Story of the devs

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Maybe put the alt accounts down and finish the game...but that would be hard

[Kafein]

From all the ones I've seen people post does it always automatically give you:
Imagination
100%
Intellect
100%
Authority-challenging
100%

That's one way to convince internet nerds that it works and totally understands them.

I believe that's rather caused by the kind of things people write on the internet, and with what kind of texts the machine was trained. Because they needed to know the traits of the authors, you can imagine they mostly used books.

[Teeth]

Lol.

Typical horoscope, it just needs to say 'people don't always understand you but you're actually amazing' and people will post and say 'wow this site totally works'. Even if it did accidentally manage to spot the 100% intellectual value of Vovka's text

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From all the ones I've seen people post does it always automatically give you:
Imagination
100%
Intellect
100%
Authority-challenging
100%

That's one way to convince internet nerds that it works and totally understands them.

That's what I thought, but then I put in a post by Leshma and I got 53% intellect.

[Gravoth_iii]

Some random post i made in some discussion gave me:

You are a bit inconsiderate and somewhat critical.

You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about. You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with both taking pleasure in life and tradition. You prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. And you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.


Im at 100% in melancholy

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Big 5
Openness61%
Adventurousness39%
Artistic interests0%
Emotionality38%
Imagination88%
Intellect76%
Authority-challenging72%


Conscientiousness0%


Achievement striving3%
Cautiousness3%
Dutifulness0%
Orderliness4%
Self-discipline0%
Self-efficacy1%


Extraversion41%


Activity level0%
Assertiveness89%
Cheerfulness26%
Excitement-seeking94%
Outgoing4%
Gregariousness14%


Agreeableness2%


Altruism1%
Cooperation3%
Modesty0%
Uncompromising0%
Sympathy43%
Trust0%


Emotional range90%


Fiery91%
Prone to worry78%
Melancholy100%
Immoderation89%
Self-consciousness86%
Susceptible to stress79%


Needs


Challenge97%
Closeness75%
Curiosity38%
Excitement32%
Harmony100%
Ideal97%
Liberty75%
Love1%
Practicality0%
Self-expression90%
Stability12%
Structure0%


Values


Conservation5%
Openness to change79%
Hedonism3%
Self-enhancement36%
Self-transcendence

76% intellect, im not sure this thing is working as intended.