Watson text analysis

[Xant]

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What does it say about your personality? I'm 84% fiery, bitches.

Also, needs: Love 100%.

[Vibe]

copy paste mein kampf in it

[Xant]

copy paste mein kampf in it

I did something much worse, I copypasted one of my posts in it.

You are a bit inconsiderate, somewhat critical and excitable.

You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are cautious of others: you are wary of other people's intentions and do not trust easily.

Your choices are driven by a desire for modernity.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

[Eddy]

I also used a few of my posts, some things are actually true! 

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You are a bit inconsiderate, shrewd and inner-directed.

You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

[Xant]

Trying to find enough lengthy posts to see how accurate it is across different texts, so far I've gotten some fairly different results, though a few things have stayed the same.

[Vibe]

someone copy all posts from tovi inside

[Teeth]

Huh, surprised by how well it seems to describe me, not just the text but the percentages too. I posted a 3500 word paper I wrote recently into it, glad to see it thinks it contains 100% intellect, I hope my professor agrees. It wasn't very fiery or filled with love though.

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You are shrewd, skeptical and tranquil.

You are adventurous: you are eager to experience new things. You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. And you are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

[Teeth]

oops, wrong button

[Porthos]

Well, since my largest post here was about some political bullcrap, it gave me this characteristic:

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You are shrewd and somewhat inconsiderate.

You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. And you are carefree: you do what you want, disregarding rules and obligations.

Your choices are driven by a desire for self-expression.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

The second largest post was against badmins banned Allers, and it characterizes me as:

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You are a bit compulsive and somewhat critical.

You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are content: you are content with your level of accomplishment and do not feel the need to set ambitious goals.

Your choices are driven by a desire for discovery.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

1st one is surprisingly correct and the 2nd is too indistinct for my taste.

[Leshma]

I've posted my most recent douchebaggery kind of post (self righteous post in RIP the Duck thread) and this is what I've got:

You are a bit compulsive.

You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about. You are outgoing: you make friends easily and feel comfortable around other people. And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.

Your choices are driven by a desire for self-expression.

You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

Might try that post when I was pissed at Apsod or something from the ancient times when I was in feud with Bandits.

And this is what I've got when I told Porthos to fuck off in Thin Ice thread:

You are boisterous, social and sentimental.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are assertive: you tend to speak up and take charge of situations, and you are comfortable leading groups. And you are respectful of authority: you prefer following with tradition in order to maintain a sense of stability.

Your choices are driven by a desire for stability.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.

[JennaHaze]

interesting....

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You are easily rattled, somewhat shortsighted and unpretentious.

You are susceptible to stress: you are easily overwhelmed in stressful situations. You are emotionally aware: you are aware of your feelings and how to express them. And you are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

[ThePoopy]

i can not find a text where ive written over 100 words

[Golem]

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You are a bit inconsiderate, opinionated and explosive.
You are assertive: you tend to speak up and take charge of situations, and you are comfortable leading groups. You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.
Your choices are driven by a desire for modernity.
You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with achieving success: you make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents.

...did anyone else get 100% on Self-transcedence? 

[Xant]

i can not find a text where ive written over 100 words

Hard to believe.

[Golem]

i can not find a text where ive written over 100 words

Maybe combine your posts? That would be like over 4k of words.