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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2015, 08:47:13 pm »
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Also as far as I'm aware this free mod is a labor of love, not a business.
Sure sure, ad revenue (which is used to keep the website hosted I imagine).
Most people use a ad-blockers these days either way so that point is moot.

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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2015, 08:58:03 pm »
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How much of crpg's code is written in Java? I can't remember...
Not so many code lines probably.
Anyway, I'm sure a senior software developer would be of help even though M:BG is written in some other language.
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2015, 09:48:52 pm »
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Its not enough just to have the skills. Thats only one part of the puzzle..the other is attitude and commitment and stuff like that. He failed the attitude side of it already in every post in this thread. Then you have to consider that random guy who "tossed his offer into IRC" might not be as truthful as he suggests. I think he made it pretty clear he was just trolling anyway (or backtracked to that at least)
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2015, 10:09:34 pm »
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Do you guys really fall for the trolls so easily?

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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2015, 10:14:49 pm »
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Troll or not - he got a point.

You do not have to over-do the project management and quality stuff, but a few tiny wee "processes" might really help.

The last patch (just as quite a few before) has either not been tested once before being released - or released with the "cuz fuck players" attitude.
Always problematic to criticize folks who spend their time on a free mod - but they would save themselves quite a bit of time and flak from players if they had a little bit more systematic approach... not to mention there might be more players and more support for M:BG if they did. 
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2015, 10:16:40 pm »
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Do you guys really fall for the trolls so easily?

I'm not convinced he is a troll. He seems to be the developer he claims to be, although very mad.

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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2015, 11:09:19 pm »
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hotfix (and more than that) is out, stop crying.

(and hope they'll hotfix the hotfix soon.)
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2015, 01:28:31 am »
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I feel really bad for falling for his bait, that 100% mute he got really punished me for falling for his master trolling.

you got trolled hard bro

no need to hide those butthurt tears

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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2015, 01:44:16 am »
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Trolls are fairly stupid creatures, but they do try quite hard to be normal.
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2015, 06:41:36 am »
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2015, 08:27:08 am »
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Redditor with 190 IQ here,

I am continuously surprised by the devs lack of knowledge on how to run a business or a simple software project. Having completed FOUR big software projects for big companies by the age of 14, I can say with ease that I would have no trouble handling this mod and fixing all problems within two days with one finger while caressing my SG Mayuri Shiina pillow with the other hand, if only I had been given a chance. I am just sick of seeing all these incapable so called 'developers' trying to take money for kickstarters with their shitty, horribly coded games. Why should we give them anything when they can't even code hello world, let alone run a full software project to the end following basic software development standards?

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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2015, 12:33:37 pm »
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omg this THIS made my day thanks mate.

but on topic would be nice to read this as a software developer making FREE software that there are people who act like this xD its like an ant trying to survive the boot

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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2015, 12:53:40 pm »
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But gawd am I glad chadz was too busy sniffing his own farts in scrubland (Europe).
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2015, 03:10:35 pm »
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IMO, kooktar simply was raging about not being accepted for the team ... and, i call it a wise decisioin, after the impression i got of him after reading this thread ...
I laughed when even shitmouth BlindGuy stepped aside after a whle, when he went full retard .. i mean ... i never seen someone go retard like that - He lets BlindGuy appear like a nice guy from the neighborhood :mrgreen:
Also the amount and the grade of derailed insults he dropped on HESKYTIME; just like he knew, he couldnt really hold his arguments against solid logic ... with such self absorbed attitude, omg - he must have felt very unrecognized from the donkeys to have such a load grudge to unload. I mean, he apparently holds alot of his own skills. That makes me wonder, how old he really is and if he really has so much "reality experiance" - it just doesnt show ... and in which position he is in his "multi million dollar company" - i cincerily doubt its a very responsible position ... especially with his way to cope with his own feelings and neglegtion - which points more towards a young, inexperianced guy on a low end job.
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Re: I offered my resume.
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2015, 06:27:23 pm »
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