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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2011, 11:46:56 am »
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I learned that shooting people with arrows in the face can transform them from fairly ordinary people, to homophobic, racist curse spouting weirdo's who could make a Tourette Syndrome sufferrer blush.

I also realised that causing the above brings me joy.

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2011, 12:06:26 pm »
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when I fail it's not my fault it;s "lagspike"

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2011, 12:08:04 pm »
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when I fail it's not my fault it;s "lagspike"

Or "Downloaders"

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2011, 01:07:51 pm »
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One or two Russian swearwords.
The word is "anyway" not "anyways". You are not Gabby Hayes.
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2011, 01:13:19 pm »
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Cant say I learned that internet is full of self centered assholes with a shitty attitude in cRPG, but it certainly reminded me!

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2011, 01:17:21 pm »
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That I have changed my sexual orientation in the eyes of the community through the use of a bow while learning that I am a complete coward when it comes to a proper fight, with respects to Moribund's ts quote: "Command Tenne's orders; hide behind the women, then run away."
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2011, 02:36:35 pm »
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Ive learned to play this when I die.  :oops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2UP86bciVA
Lizard_Man: Fuck all that! Rather buy me 4 cans of Stella..
Cymro: Wife beater stella
Lizard_Man: It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2011, 03:43:33 pm »
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I learned that some devs (*protip* chadz and co. *protip*) don't care about their playerbase at all.

Example: me and other people who lost characters due to the "insta-30lvl" confuse.

Another example: No patch notes, changelogs...

Another one: Trolling about "what is that?" text (chadztext)

Etc.

Ah, and I learned to NEVER, EVER even THINK about using something not checked by other people yet.

And that I am certainly stupid that I even tried to get chadz give me my character back. ;(

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2011, 04:06:04 pm »
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I learned that some devs (*protip* chadz and co. *protip*) don't care about their playerbase at all.

Example: me and other people who lost characters due to the "insta-30lvl" confuse.

Another example: No patch notes, changelogs...

Another one: Trolling about "what is that?" text (chadztext)

Etc.

Ah, and I learned to NEVER, EVER even THINK about using something not checked by other people yet.

And that I am certainly stupid that I even tried to get chadz give me my character back. ;(

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2011, 04:26:08 pm »
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Some admins (such as meow or whatever his nick is) can ban u for trolling ur teammates with a dagger while being LVL 1 and not dealing any damage at all and calling it teamwounding.
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2011, 04:50:47 pm »
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No matter how bad you are at blocking there is always someone far worse than you that will die to you.

A two handed weapon is faster than a one-handed weapon.

The more you know!

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2011, 04:58:57 pm »
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That cheating is widespread amongst the old clans and that they hide it and pretend they're skilled blockers and that their hits going through blocks is your fault!
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2011, 05:01:13 pm »
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That terribad failtards (like the person above me) suck at the game so bad that they convince themselves it's due to widespread cheating rather than face the reality that they are just plebs getting outskilled.
And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2011, 05:04:55 pm »
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That terribad failtards (like the person above me) suck at the game so bad that they convince themselves it's due to widespread cheating rather than face the reality that they are just plebs getting outskilled.

That some people need to grow up especially when in positions of responsibility in the community like being an admin for instance. Childish grudge holding cunts shouldn't be given admin rights. They ban for bias not rule breaking.
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2011, 05:05:03 pm »
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I understood that horse where a phenomenal creature with at least two brains, since shooting it in the head doesn't affect his function at all.

I understood that a wounded person shot in the leg would be as fast as a healthy one, thanks to hate hormones making him overcome pain.

I understood thait baiting then dieing is a valuable tactic for wich you shall be proud, even at the cost of your life. When a dear-to-me person asks me to do it, i still feel a bit unease, but i'll probably grow accustomed to it. Cause... i'm still aliiiiiive !

I understood that carrying a range weapon had the same effect as shouting a rude taunt sentence.
[14:36] <@chadz> when you login there is a message "your life as horse archer was too depressing for you. you decided to commit suicide. please create a new char"
[19:32] <@chadz> if(dave_ukr_is_in_server) then rain_chance = 98%;