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Offline Corseth

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2011, 05:01:30 am »
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learned the phrases "badmin" "buttmad" "spamitar" among a few other choice words.  Thank you CRPG!

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2011, 05:01:36 am »
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It taught me that the Warband engine is shit and beyond repair.

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 05:03:44 am »
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That I should be more aware of mods when trying out a game. Crpg has far surpassed native imo.

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 06:53:38 am »
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To love again ...

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 06:57:38 am »
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It was hard but finally i learned.... upblock.

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 07:21:02 am »
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It has taught me to believe in something that will never actually happen. (Strategus :( )

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 07:36:54 am »
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I've Learned to speak whine.
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 07:54:05 am »
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I learned that wood, when made into a circle and worn on the arm, magnetically attracts projectiles.
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 08:07:16 am »
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I've learned that anyone using a projectile weapon, be it drawn/released, shot, or thrown for anything other than hunting food is by default someone that loves sucking male genitalia and getting rammed in their anus by phallic objects.

And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 08:33:06 am »
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I have learned that the mongols attacking with their horse archers must have been insanely crappy for the people getting attacked. If they didnt have a castle to camp in, they basically had no chance of defeating a horde of archers, kiting and kiting and kiting. I understand better now how the knights of that time must have felt, forced to fighting an unbeatable foe. If you tried to flee, they would pursue shooting you with arrows, if you tried attacking he would flee while shooting you with arrows. You never had the chance unless you camped a castle or a river or something and had tons of archers to shoot down the enemy. (the reason why I didnt learn this in native is because the AI doesnt seem to understand how kiting works.)
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 08:56:02 am »
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crpg helped my group win melee tournament
4 groups of 5 combatants
here's the video of sweetest victory. in opposing team were two winners from the last year's duel tournament. skillz? maybe. tactics? none at all.
i'm the little left flanker with longsword going only for easykills. in the first battle one opposing fighter denies to fall after 2 hits. disbelieving that he has been ninjad gained him some additional hp  :rolleyes:
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 10:02:12 am »
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that being a peasant sucks :(

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 10:02:24 am »
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It's considered leeching if you play naked, even if your score is better than half of your team's.

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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 11:38:46 am »
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Re: What has cRPG taught you?
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 11:40:07 am »
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It has taught me how to blaim everything else but myself for my mistakes.