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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2015, 08:42:10 am »
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A Plea from Tristan of Erzoth

If you're in House Stark/Wardens of the North please consider your night time settings. If both sides start fucking with their settings to late night/early morning to screw with each other(8am east coast would be 5am West, 10pm West is 1am east, etc). Try not to set them like an asshole, and only use them to block out times you can't make on a DAILY basis and please try not to block out prime time. 

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2015, 12:03:16 pm »
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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2015, 06:00:26 am »
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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2015, 08:12:12 am »
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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2015, 12:57:57 pm »
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lol that was funny Jona
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Surrender of the Whore
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2015, 04:53:39 am »
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House Stark Surrenders to the Wardens of The North

   Not even a month has past since the Wardens of The North declared war on House Stark, and we've already lost our stomach for war. When I attacked Curaw I had no idea they were in league with the Wardens. I foolishly charged in head first and paid the price. Since then, we have lost nearly every battle with them due to their large numbers and elite troops. I have decided enough is enough. I wish to end all hostilities between both of our great factions, and bring peace to Calradia. I am prepared to relinquish my claim on Curaw for peace.

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2015, 05:00:41 am »
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I apologize for trying to stand against the Wardens.  They have showed their might, crushing all opposition.  Their mercs makes numbers meaningless, and we now know if we attack the with a 1000 shiny against 200 heavily armed they will win.

So, I beg all of you independant factions, offer vassalage.  If you don't, they will lend you troops, but give your enemies gear.  Then they will declare war, and you cannot win.

I say this as the one time Winter King, the High King of the North.  I came with the sword out of nowhere, a noob with a dream.  But I was crushed due to their superior tactics.  I tried and I failed and now I just dream of trading and making money. Under a Warden peace.  Accept them as you overlords, cuz there is no bloody way you'll beat them on the battlefield.

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2015, 05:02:52 am »
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There is no shame in surrendering when all hope is lost.

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2015, 05:21:02 am »
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There is no shame in surrendering when all hope is lost.

wait wot?

YES THERE IS!!!

BRYGGAN!!! U HAVE TO BELIEVE!!!! BEL>.....IEVE!!!!

now redouble your fucking efforts and wipe those fucks out.

YOU CAN DO IT! NOW DOEEEEEEEEEEEET!
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2015, 05:22:30 am »
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Peace is only a dream

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2015, 05:35:40 am »
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wait wot?

Blah blah blah

Says the man who only rostered for us once, and that was an accident.  And so many others that would not roster for us cuz we sullied our hands by fighting with Acre.  Whom, oddly enough, never rostered for us before that because i had fought for the Squids.

The lines are drawn, the bro-codes made.  Some people have the right rosters, and others don't.

"“Meaningless! Meaningless!”
    says the Teacher.
“Utterly meaningless!
    Everything is meaningless.”
3 What do people gain from all their labors
    at which they toil under the sun?
4 Generations come and generations go,
    but the earth remains forever.
5 The sun rises and the sun sets,
    and hurries back to where it rises.
6 The wind blows to the south
    and turns to the north;
round and round it goes,
    ever returning on its course."

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2015, 05:42:03 am »
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The lines are drawn, the bro-codes made.  Some people have the right rosters, and others don't.

I think you will find that is a false statement, rumour has it that Wardens will merc either side of the pools now they are neutral.

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2015, 05:51:51 am »
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That would be awesome... but if the Wardens are neutral, who's gonna fight?  There is only two factions with men and money..

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2015, 06:30:15 am »
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News of our surrender reached my ears although I was far off in EU. Disgusted, I leaned to the side and spat on the ground.
"These Wardens wont stop until they control everything. First they use treachery to cause the fall of the Kingdom of the North, then they attack us with little provocation and no warning." I muttered to my few bannermen that had managed to survive our last encounter with them.
"Sir, is this truly the end? We can't let them get the last laugh!" young Furnavi shouted, "We must continue fighting! Never falter, thats always been our motto!"
I leaned back in my saddle, looking up at the sun overhead. Many thoughts raced through my mind. What will Calradia be like, with every faction firmly under the Wardens thumb? Surely the few who remained "neutral" or are "friends" will be taken under their fold completely. After the fall of House Stark only Acre really remains by itself.
"We must not be rash and act quickly. We will get back to the glorious lands of NA and see the situation ourselves. Only then we will act." I said after a few long moments of consideration.
I turned my rouncey to the rest and rode off, my pace slowed by a feeling of looming despair.

"This isn't the end, only the beginning"

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Re: War with the Whore
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2015, 09:35:04 am »
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Well was an.. interesting war while it lasted. I did shit all on the strat map for this war.

But we got this out of the war, what little we did.

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So.. mission accomplished.
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