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Superbowl XLIX Who's Winning?

Master Race New England Patriots
5 (13.9%)
Seattle Shithawks
10 (27.8%)
I don't watch football cuz Yuuurop we like 2 watch phaggots kick a ball for tons of hours and then they'll get paid millions when they trip and hurt their tiny sissy knees
16 (44.4%)
Neither cuz my team didn't make it QQ
5 (13.9%)

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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2015, 03:32:54 pm »
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Pats will win, but I'm rooting for hawks
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2015, 07:52:59 pm »
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Shithawks will choke
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2015, 08:10:16 pm »
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Pats will win, but I'm rooting for hawks

This is my feeling as well. Ah well.
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2015, 11:09:27 pm »
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Putting money on this, which is the safer bet?

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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2015, 12:25:26 am »
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Pats ofc
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2015, 01:03:16 am »
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I remember buying a Nintendo cartridge-game with Football, realizing it was "American Football", and raging violently, as only a 12 year old can, because i didn't know the rules. I still don't. Men are charging each other, suddenly run in random directions, everyone falls down, and they start over again.
'Merica, you own me money for that Nintendo game! But my disappointment is priceless...
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2015, 01:12:02 am »
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I remember buying a Nintendo cartridge-game with Football, realizing it was "American Football", and raging violently, as only a 12 year old can, because i didn't know the rules. I still don't. Men are charging each other, suddenly run in random directions, everyone falls down, and they start over again.
'Merica, you own me money for that Nintendo game! But my disappointment is priceless...

Baseball and Soccer are way more complex
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2015, 01:55:30 am »
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Don't get me started on Baseball..

Also Murikan football.. ugh.
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2015, 02:04:09 am »
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Don't get me started on Baseball..

Stickball is boring as fuck, at least Handegg Convictcarry is over in two hours

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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2015, 05:32:16 am »
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Don't get me started on Baseball..

Also Murikan football.. ugh.

if you want a true american sport, look up lacrosse, nothing gets more american than Lacrosse.  I dont think most even know it exists, probably not even played in Europe i'd assume.
  I played a lot of technical sports when i was in school, from soccer, lacrosse to wrestling.  Just like you need the technical skills to be a good player in soccer, so to are the skill ceilings for being a good lacrosse player.  Not only must you learn to play with both hands, but you need to be agile, quick, and always remember the ball that is only being cradled in the sticks net, not forcefully held.  Just one of those sports that looks straight forward until you pick up the stick and on the first throw you put the ball straight down into the dirt, or throw it straight into the air.

I cant even fathom what other sport could be more american than one brutally gutted from the natives we stole it from, then injected with testosterone, because a american man sport cant be considered a sport unless you can knock the shoes and socks off another player. 

Either way the short tl;dr version of it is as follows;  Its just like hockey, with the exception that it is played in the air, and not on the ground like hockey or soccer.  Its very fast paced, full contact, and hard as shit to play. 


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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2015, 09:21:32 am »
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Germany has a University Lacrosse League. Just saying...
It ain't mass-sport but it's there.
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2015, 01:06:41 pm »
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Lacrosse players r gay!

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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2015, 01:14:11 pm »
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Baseball and Soccer are way more complex
How so? I can explain soccer in 10 minutes to anyone, the only somewhat complex rule is offside.

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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2015, 01:46:45 pm »
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Still a ''sport'' for sissies
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Re: Official Super Bowl XLIX (2015) Thread (Yuropeeans beware)
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2015, 02:26:03 pm »
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Are you implying it's not a real sport whereas the game that stops every 45 seconds is?
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