1911s are crap. Unreliable and 7+1.
I'm all about love and beauty. And this gun is sexy. And it would reliably make me look 100% more badass.
I'd like to have a lighter shaped precisely the same way. So people would freak out at first, but then see me lighting a cigar with it, and they would calm down for a moment, but then i would pull the real one out, and say "Yiiihaaa-aaa" and shoot few times in the air. Then I'd blow on the barrel, holster the gun, and put my aviator raybans on. Everyone would run the fuck away, except hot chicks, who would from that moment be mine, and ride with me on my Harley to the edge of the Earth.
So you see Xant, 1911s are not crap.