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Re: Soylent
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2015, 10:34:10 am »
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2015, 12:45:32 pm »
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Better option: http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/mealsquare/msg1088359/#msg1088359

>paying way too much for a high caloric carb snack because "you have no time to think about food"?

Sounds like fat logic

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Re: Soylent
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2015, 01:18:45 pm »
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Worth a watch

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Re: Soylent
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2015, 07:11:00 pm »
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Or you could just mix the poop with soylent.
Makes me wonder, if you ingested gut bacteria of a certain animal, would you be more able to digest its natural diet? Say you eat gorilla dung and then start eating leaves and shit.
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2015, 07:32:29 pm »
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>paying way too much for a high caloric carb snack because "you have no time to think about food"?

Sounds like fat logic
Rest assured, we're all very impressed by the fact that you "go to gym" and "bulk." You don't have to be so transparent in all of your posts.
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2015, 09:15:37 pm »
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Or you could just mix the poop with soylent.
Makes me wonder, if you ingested gut bacteria of a certain animal, would you be more able to digest its natural diet? Say you eat gorilla dung and then start eating leaves and shit.

You would still have a human stomach. Eating "leaves and shit" would make your organs unhappy, even if they were filled with gorilla poop and festooned in gorilla bacteria.

What a great conversation we are having. Poop. Poo. Put a gorilla turd in your butthole. I am mentally 7 years old.  :lol:
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2015, 11:49:42 pm »
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I'm pretty sure most bacteria you start life with are extremely unlikely to be taken up just by eating food; careful insertion of poo is actually the only answer.

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Re: Soylent
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2015, 12:31:58 am »
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The thing is, that even if we were able to transport such a high quantity of gorilla poop in Austria the climate would kill them right when you put them out the basket. The only solution it seems is to carry the excrement in your butt and then do an ass to ass poo transplant in a local hospital.
The problems come in with choosing the right butt and also fixing the dung inside the carrier in such a way, that he can still shit, but doesn't have to take it out everytime, which would be counterproductive to the whole mission. If we are to get gorilla poo, it must be high quality poo, gentleman. Not some rancid, steaming blob from a Zoo in Vienna.
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2015, 12:58:19 am »
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>paying way too much for a high caloric carb snack because "you have no time to think about food"?

Sounds like fat logic

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Re: Soylent
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2015, 06:30:17 am »
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The fuck this thread is going place...  :shock:

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Re: Soylent
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2015, 03:50:42 pm »
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Rest assured, we're all very impressed by the fact that you "go to gym" and "bulk." You don't have to be so transparent in all of your posts.
Doesn't change the fact that what you posted is just the most stupid fucking idea ever

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Re: Soylent
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2015, 06:50:32 pm »
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Doesn't change the fact that what you posted is just the most stupid fucking idea ever
No, it's not. It's only stupid if you don't understand it. A lot of very smart people think it's an excellent idea. So calling it "a stupid idea" says more about you than it does about anything else.
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2015, 06:54:55 pm »
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If it was 100% legit and healthy i'd replace boring food with this. Only eat fast food a.ka food then on cheat days. BUUUT i doubt this.
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2015, 09:10:34 pm »
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Woow! Thanks alot guys, now we got moved and I will never go to south africa to collect monkey dung, you turds! Why did you have to mention 4chan, it's always bad luck, god damn it.
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Re: Soylent
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2015, 09:57:26 pm »
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No, it's not. It's only stupid if you don't understand it. A lot of very smart people think it's an excellent idea. So calling it "a stupid idea" says more about you than it does about anything else.
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