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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2015, 10:26:06 pm »
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Quote from: [ptx] on January 19, 2015, 09:54:37 pm
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Xant is indeed right! Look at these athletic studs! You can feel the energy flowing from their flexible bodies! Almost makes you wonder if they ever take a break from earning various sports medals and making their country proud?
Your slav blood is interfering with your capability for logic, ptx. For your homework, ponder the following: all cats are animals, but not all animals are cats.
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2015, 10:27:46 pm »
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2015, 10:29:24 pm »
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Quote from: lombardsoup on January 19, 2015, 09:47:54 pm
Casual pants.  WITH A BELT.

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Hehehe that's how we squat in Vietnam.
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Stupid tourist can try as hard as they want to reach our level, they can't:
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Most comfortable thing to wear for me are cargo shorts, hoodie/T and Vans shoes, no socks. Nothing beats that imo, no tracksuit
Same but flip-flops instead of Vans, no stincky feet and no sweating.
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2015, 10:33:03 pm »
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Stupid tourist can try as hard as they want to reach our level, they can't

Vietnamese OP
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2015, 01:17:48 am »
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The difference between the Slavic squat and the Asiatic squat is the fact that the Slavic squat is done on a dingy streetcorner or stoop and may be accompanied with premium malt liquor; the Asiatic squat is done in a dingy alley or bathroom stall and may be accompanied by smoking or livid cellphone argument.

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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2015, 05:50:30 am »
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Adventure time....involves a lot of vodka and squatting ofcourse.
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2015, 08:20:09 am »
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2015, 12:30:57 pm »
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2015, 02:10:45 pm »
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2015, 07:46:02 pm »
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Ahahah the tombstone one, you can't do it ahah
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2015, 09:21:26 pm »
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i fucken lost it at this one

what an amazing visual gag

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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2015, 10:00:28 pm »
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I laughed more than once on this one :) Good stuff, good stuff!

Btw, i would go with the Leather Coat of Squatting. Jar of Kvass is pretty neat too...


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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2015, 10:46:52 pm »
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The tombstone really was priceless. "Remember my son as was....as a squatter. He squat in hevn now."
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2015, 11:14:26 pm »
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Unfortunately it's pretty difficult to find them now (In Moscow for sure) This is classic.
They changed their classy black shoes to Adidas zx 750 or new balance, nike windrunner instead of amazing black striped adidas   :(
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Re: Slav Thread
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2015, 11:58:42 pm »
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Pls tell me this isn't real.
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