Satiric newspaper attacked in France

[Christo]

Well, they could have their own planet to be 'proud of'

[Daunt_Flockula]

That has been the mostly-accurate joke we have been telling in Turkey. As our sheep get more and more absorbed in snackbaring, they will one day have an empty arid planet to themselves after everyone else has migrated to another one. And being the retards they are, they will most probably even be proud of it somehow.

[darmaster]

So the thing that scares me the most is that these guys spoke a perfect fluent french apparently; these guys COULD be perfectly integrated into society, not sand naggers born and grown into war.

[LordBerenger]

That has been the mostly-accurate joke we have been telling in Turkey. As our sheep get more and more absorbed in snackbaring, they will one day have an empty arid planet to themselves after everyone else has migrated to another one. And being the retards they are, they will most probably even be proud of it somehow.

If it were possible i'd call dibs on Jupiter and would colonize it and everyone who were moving there had to accept getting a tracker chip installed into their brain.


Criminals would be easy to track and fanatics as well as racists would be outlawed as well and easy to track as well. Luckily most racists would stay on Earth.

[Daunt_Flockula]

You would need to have tens of generations of offspring to hold on to that aspiration Berenger, because that inter-planetary colonization stuff isn't happening anytime soon.

[njames89]

I have to agree here. The only rational response is to start wiping our asses with the koran and crucifying anyone found to be a terrorist publicly. I guess hanging would serve aswell.

[Molly]

Have they caught them yet?

[pepejul]

Terrorists can't be true muslims.... and everybody can shout Allahou snackbar even they're not muslims...especially if they are extrem-right fanatics or racists and want to say "muslims are terrorists ! look what they do!"

Fucking Marine Lepen is very happy about that !

[Turkhammer]

Worst thing to say there....

Don't be as stupid as fanatics...

They were not muslims...they are just cunts with guns

Who happened to be muslims.

[Radament]

Terrorists can't be true muslims.... and everybody can shout Allahou snackbar even they're not muslims...especially if they are extrem-right fanatics or racists and want to say "muslims are terrorists ! look what they do!"

Fucking Marine Lepen is very happy about that !

so you are saying they were right handed terrorist setting up this shit only to increase hate against muslims?
i know not all muslims wants jihad but the 92% of them are protecting terrorists , most of the muslim Imams are preaching hate against christianity or whatever religion is against them. Look at the Sydney incident , look wherever you want in the west and you can see the shit they are doing to us.
Now they are only individuals but who knows when they take courage and this isolated accident spreads like a plague.
It's not a setup , they hate us period.
As someone wrote on LL :
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that, "When you die, it all gets better. "??
Well no shit, Sherlock!....It's not like it could get much worse.

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

[BASNAK]

92% of Muslims are protecting the terrorists. wat. Sources pls

[lombardsoup]

So when is western Europe going to admit it has a Muslim problem?  Too many generic statements in the media like "terrorism" whitewash the issue.

On a lighter note I grew up loving this Charlie Hebdo satire, particularly the famous "bomb hat Mohammed" one.

[Christo]

Terrorists can't be true muslims.... and everybody can shout Allahou snackbar even they're not muslims...especially if they are extrem-right fanatics or racists and want to say "muslims are terrorists ! look what they do!"

Fucking Marine Lepen is very happy about that !

Actually it's the other way around.

The more terroristic they are, they will be truer muslims. Just look at all the contradicting dogma there is still today.

[Radament]

92% of Muslims are protecting the terrorists. wat. Sources pls

it was a generic percentage to say that the most part of them think that what they do is good for the muslim people.
Some are scared of them , some protecting them , some join them.
that was not a statement...

[wayyyyyne]

France is beyond saving. It's been handed over to brown people worshipping a sand god long ago.