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Offline Tore

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how do i get a gf
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:07:25 pm »
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2014, 08:10:03 pm »
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workout and be cool
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2014, 08:15:43 pm »
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If u are looking like the typical jew, there is no way
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2014, 08:19:23 pm »
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Show them your looms.
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2014, 08:37:02 pm »
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Bait with candy, lock them up in your basement. Works everytime.

Also always carry the essentials around
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 08:57:31 pm »
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go to Ukrain and buy 1
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2014, 12:15:39 am »
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2 words: surgery and dick.

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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2014, 12:47:16 am »
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- Have 6+ inch dick.

- Be atleast 6ft tall.

- Don't live with your parents

- Have a car

- Don't be fat

- Atleast look average with your facial features

- Don't be auschwitz skinny

- Don't be afraid to ask gurls out

- Don't tell girls you like to play CRPG (only games allowed are COD, Sports games and such)

- Show confidence

- Have an okay amount of money or income

- Don't be shy

- Don't suffer from aspergers (assburgers) or autism


Fulfill all that and you will get a girlfriend in no time.



OR just buy a Russian mail order bride. Davaj Davaj Davaj and you will have Russian sex in no time )))))))) (Russian Mail Order brides are actually KGB spies you help smuggle inside country)
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2014, 12:56:57 am »
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Why get costly gf when Internet has free porn
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2014, 01:17:41 am »
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Follow the Zyzz legacy
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2014, 01:28:57 am »
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2014, 01:48:08 am »
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2014, 01:50:02 am »
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Quote from: LordBerenger on December 19, 2014, 12:47:16 am
- Be atleast 6ft tall.

https://twitter.com/heightismwatch

That wasn't the original I found a few months ago but I remember getting angry reading some of them (I'm 6'4).

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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2014, 03:11:55 am »
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Re: how do i get a gf
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2014, 03:52:38 am »
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Quote from: LordBerenger on December 19, 2014, 03:11:55 am
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