Greetings Lords and denizens of Murder Boner, 
The Wardens of the North hereby declare war on the entity known as Murder Boner (MB). 
Casus Belli: 
- Ending the economic hegemony of the southern kingdoms once and for all
- Securing the future of a free north (The North will rise again!) 
- Remember the Velucan Empire! 
- Because MB is a horde of incest-babies 
- Because... reasons 
All your base are belong to us. 
Sincerely, 
- Lord Viceroy Thalion