Can I do it?

[Jack1]

It's 8 pm and I have two 6-8 page papers due at 8 AM tomorrow.

[gallonigher]

Reading that sentence caused me actual pain.  6-8 page papers?  Two of them?!!

lolufuckedm8

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I'm in the same boat but with one paper and several classes in the morning. I just got off an 8 hour shift at work where I spilled meatloaf gravy over the entirety of my body.

Currently I'm sitting in my computer chair writing this response in my underwear, opening a beer, and fantasizing about telling college to go fuck itself and not doing any of this bullshit.

[Jack1]

I'm in the same boat but with one paper and several classes in the morning. I just got off an 8 hour shift at work where I spilled meatloaf gravy over the entirety of my body.

Currently I'm sitting in my computer chair writing this response in my underwear, opening a beer, and fantasizing about telling college to go fuck itself and not doing any of this bullshit.

I am currently sitting in my chair, under a blanket, in my underwear, got home from a 4 hour shift, have two three hour lecture classes tomorrow starting at 8 AM and am thinking about telling college to go fuck itself.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

can we be partners

[Clockworkkiller]

in those situations i usually say fuck it and dont do shit.

however yers in college so i would assume its a little more important.

focus on whichever one you think youll do better on first, and dont let anything distract you.

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but ur probably fucked anyways

[Goretooth]

F

[Smoothrich]

margins and spacing, turn 3 into 6 pages with a few clicks. don't abuse or submit electronically or professors will notice. also use citations, and quote unnecessarily large amounts of words. ur welcome for my AAA paper writing tips

[Ikarus]

do the more important one first, then try to get as much as possible together for the second one
Jeez, the hardcore allnighters I´ve already had, my record was an upload 3 mins before deadline (class record lies at 30 seconds, crazy fuckers )

or do an old trick of my friend: upload a corrupted zip-file to buy time, get it done and "re-send" the professor your finished work when he complains about the corrupted file

[Falka]

lel, whats exactly the problem? Don't go to bed tonight and you will do. Many times in the past I had to stay awake all the night to do my job - after coming back from work and another working day ahead. Don't be lazy fuck

[lombardsoup]

This professional procrastination, where can I view the seminar I need to take notes

[Daunt_Flockula]

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[Latvian]

i dont have time to write papers, better post it on forum

[Teeth]

Well, did you?

lel, whats exactly the problem? Don't go to bed tonight and you will do. Many times in the past I had to stay awake all the night to do my job - after coming back from work and another working day ahead. Don't be lazy fuck

I dunno what kind of papers you're writing but I doubt the point is that he will be too tired to do it. I think the point is that there is literally not enough time regardless of any sleep.

[Falka]

I dunno what kind of papers you're writing but I doubt the point is that he will be too tired to do it. I think the point is that there is literally not enough time regardless of any sleep.

Justifications of the court sentences. In 12 hours 12 page college papers seems to be doable - ofc I have no clue what's the topic of these papers, but if you have some practice you should be able to write circa 1 page per hour. My record was 16 pages in 18 hours of non stop writing